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The Marryin' Kind 

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Dear editors:

Well. It seems that the issue of homosexual marriage could be considerably simplified if certain homosexuals, like Brian-Mark and his friend Ron ["This Little Piggy," August 29], were allowed to legally marry (and marry only) their silly clothing, their mechanical bits and devices and torture thingys, their porno, and of course their body wastes.

To balance, naturally monogamous heterosexuals like Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney would be allowed to legally marry money.

With the contemptible well taken care of, scriptural and constitutional exegeses and debates might be carefully resumed. If need be.

Frank John Reid

N. Virginia

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