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The Devil's Advocate 

Should heterosexuals be allowed to marry?

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Should heterosexuals be allowed to marry?

"Yes--so they can make more of us."
—Honey West, female impersonator/actor

"It's questionable because they've done such a lousy job so far."
—Tracy Baim, publisher/managing editor Outlines, voice of the gay and lesbian community

"Yes, although it's unfortunate."
—Mick Napier, artistic director, Annoyance Theatre

"Yes--but only to people of the same sex."
—Michael Goff, president/editor in chief Out magazine, America's best-selling gay and lesbian magazine

"Yes darling--many times."
—Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress (via her publicist, John Blanchette)

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