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Re: “Wings of Desire

This picture features Bruno Ganz as mister big from sex and the city with a pony tail, more pony tailed angels and peter falk who has left castletown to go hang around with cool people unlike drunken force sean o’cathasaigh. falks presence onscreen brought delight on some of the younger members of the audience, and their delight brought hate to the rest of us. Who knows where they came from (my guess is ff/fg/lab strongholds Clare Kilkenny mayo Wexford South Kerry) but anyway.
Now boys rawr I want you to say ben get me the damn mayo and you say
My mayo getting for you days are over rar lets have a cigar rar lets go to London rar!(I hadad to ad in London for you fools)
This film receives only one negative review on rotten tomatoes from janet maslin who is kicking against the pricks,fair play, and now me.there are some great lines.we should start our own ancestry he says to the mother of his children .he also looks like karl malden.falk is a disgrace nailed to the cross of goodness like morgan freechild it turns out he’s an angel himself.he sold his suit of armour for 5oo dollars. now if you think I shouldn’t have said that then youre the sort of person who might feel wonder at the fact peter falk was once an angel so fuck you.also ganz is a bit like paddy Kavanagh.in one scene hes looking at a wall going rot und blau and gelb and so on and I said “oh sure yeah berlin wall” .the angels like to go to the library to evesdrop on the best of thoughts.its not a bad scene the camera is good .also nick cave shows up-and prior to that a fake nick cave had shown up so you can say you clown boy you thought that was nick cave-that’s nick cave,fool!,no other purpose for that scene I assure you, only isolate cave tourists.one great bit of photography where a guy is ah youll know it-theres a drawing of leg on the wall.
People at the film : okay I’ll say that while I wouldn’t like to meet them or watch a film with them again extracting the chucklers they were pretty fine.
Venue. converted church. len brennan I hope you come back and smite ah no well...boomboxes for speakers and it was still too low. a lot of horrible poshlost people found them hard to take. men like women and vice versa. androgynous I think its called-one man wore the kinds of glasses you’d see on a teddy.
Highpoints some parts where he remembered being a child were a tonic, really- hats off.
Lowpoints moments in life are just bad anyway. first fag can totally wreck your day, leave you bushed. quite a few low points but some high points and you can’t always say that.
Wings of desire “take your bird but if she decides she wants to leave-leave” a five/10 only.






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Posted by Seamus Dowling on 12/15/2011 at 1:52 PM

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Shame
I have some insider knowledge about this man.the london drama school where he trained charges fifteen grand a term and all the fassbenders are living in LA he moved the family out-a sort of yo yo ma scenario i don't know what to make of it.
This will be the second sentence with I in it-I try to avoid I / me-enough foolishness.
“O we won’t start for a good twenty minutes”
So had to endure a good 25 mins of Yap in a creepy red room with two placards of johnny english and the muppets,listening to the theme from the magnificent seven or something and people eating and laughing. loud fuckers it was agony. then a guy tried sit on top of me then in front of me thinking he'd get to see my plonker the fucking dickhead,(I haven't laughed once yet)so I had to move but made sure he heard me call him a spastick. this meant I ended up near the front, the yap was relentless, people eating riesens-worst experience was like schizophrenia-would have been easier if I knew all of them all concealing boners-erect john thomasses-bit funny when girls try to make up pet names in't it-bit shit more like!bit shit girls raise my bar/"twenty mins of agony-god bless laura dern that time and the empty cinema -one of them got off the phone to her "mu"you guessed it-"what do you wanty fuck I I" I mumbled.
Film starts-fassbenders dick, i'm not impressed he obviously insisted on a polishing of a wank seconds before-it goes on like this for an hour and a half-some good scenes he has a nice voice-ahm-a dinner date has good dialogue-really smart made me proud to be an irishman-also he shoves a bit of toilet paper between his cheeks to clean his arse while he's wanking-i never expected to see that-smart Mike!expedient MF yeah Michael :0) i'll give you that-does a bit of crying pile of waterworks. gentleman's relish,silver jews,pearl jam,bit in lolita where hh ejaculates with force of crying or something.michael schumacher crying tears for ayrton senna.i don't fkin care i've no real friends just hangers on says fassbender leave me the fuck alone or i'll fucking blindside you then he cuddles his sister who's a sort of a device in the film-she's not a real person like his numerous ex-gfs.wish i had numerous gfs to my name,dunno how to break that one.maybe he has had sex with his sister as well.
Standout scene:
fassbender is crying-€15,000 tuition
because if he's not crying he's riding,and anyway-now wait because

then something brilliant happened-literally a FLASH of inspiration

I said why not take pictures of my own head during the film?
WHY NOT JUST TAKE PICTURES OF MY HEAD?!
one other great bit-that was meant to be hillarious I dunno can you trust people-i mean you can assume they have the same feelings-i've never been wrong anyway.
what does fassbender wear during the emotional climax of the film-shitty new balance runners?hardly I mean he’s a millionaire in nyc just like I pictured it.
shitty new balance runners-unbelievable but it's true there they they there they thay there are when you can never feel at home because you've been off and away so long
the climax of the film was lost on me,the last time this had happened as spectacularly was monica belluci in the shower in irreversible-but where was the shampoo?cá raibh a gluinneann?
Ended up laughing a bit at the climax of the film so, actually laughed once climaxing-mirrorwanking-i'm the don draper of the i.t. above I says!
the end is a bit ambiguous,its bad they couldn’t handle it.their parents were rough that's why they are so destructive-he has a cut on his head from his brother but he has no brother.grand fair enough.
Lurk sexologist and labour party apologist t. ryle dwyer has this to say: people have been doing quare things with their and their woman's jizz from before the days of the internet.(i dunno either I tend to go woman cop onto yourself at the end of a porn)what was on his harddrive like?sobbing?theres a lot of sobbing and crying but it's comforting too-if he wasn't getting laid he'd be a bachelor frog.also he has sex in a gay club and gets a bj. presumably he stayed erect while all this was going on-also i realised i had never seen so much of a man's arse-entirely different shape to a womans-liebot's ass so was relieved that as I had never properly looked at a man's arse and was a bit surprised at the shape I was certainly not gay.I am selling out.
can richard boyd barrett pronounce water properly-washer he says.
Fassbender owns a moodyman record-and bach but no sign of prelude on or to a you know what*
I had chips afterwards-said "thank you very much".large bag-too much-then a cappuccino then buns and sat-that’s what shame is.shame.what is shame.oh fuck.ahm
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Did he fuck his sister
has fassbender banged his sister-more to the point irl? Fish tank? Killarney-killarod? Traged?was that in the sopranos?freud?eggs?would you shift your sister Michael fassbender certainly has on more than one occasion.
Malgun Gothic nice font
This one is left hanging.also tiger woods got his father to wheel him out or his mother to apologise-that’s about as much of an apology as you can expect from a grown man. I had chips afterwards-said "thank you very much"and got a lift back to town. His name is Brandon in it-a nice touch I thought.there was a great tracking shot-it was fantastic actually.out of ten I’ll give it a ten because I don’t want to be known as the kind of individual who is greedy with his marks but it’s really only a six or seven.Also I have two documents of this and one is slightly different. ahm-that’s really all I can say-you pay your money film there you go what more do you want.is exactly a thousand words long thank you

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Posted by Seamus Dowling on 04/19/2012 at 10:27 PM

Re: “Shame

Shame
I have some insider knowledge about this man.the london drama school where he trained charges fifteen grand a term and all the fassbenders are living in LA he moved the family out-a sort of yo yo ma scenario i don't know what to make of it.
This will be the second sentence with I in it-I try to avoid I / me-enough foolishness.
“O we won’t start for a good twenty minutes”
So had to endure a good 25 mins of Yap in a creepy red room with two placards of johnny english and the muppets,listening to the theme from the magnificent seven or something and people eating and laughing. loud fuckers it was agony. then a guy tried sit on top of me then in front of me thinking he'd get to see my plonker the fucking dickhead,(I haven't laughed once yet)so I had to move but made sure he heard me call him a spastick. this meant I ended up near the front, the yap was relentless, people eating riesens-worst experience was like schizophrenia-would have been easier if I knew all of them all concealing boners-erect john thomasses-bit funny when girls try to make up pet names in't it-bit shit more like!bit shit girls raise my bar/"twenty mins of agony-god bless laura dern that time and the empty cinema -one of them got off the phone to her "mu"you guessed it-"what do you wanty fuck I I" I mumbled.
Film starts-fassbenders dick, i'm not impressed he obviously insisted on a polishing of a wank seconds before-it goes on like this for an hour and a half-some good scenes he has a nice voice-ahm-a dinner date has good dialogue-really smart made me proud to be an irishman-also he shoves a bit of toilet paper between his cheeks to clean his arse while he's wanking-i never expected to see that-smart Mike!expedient MF yeah Michael :0) i'll give you that-does a bit of crying pile of waterworks. gentleman's relish,silver jews,pearl jam,bit in lolita where hh ejaculates with force of crying or something.michael schumacher crying tears for ayrton senna.i don't fkin care i've no real friends just hangers on says fassbender leave me the fuck alone or i'll fucking blindside you then he cuddles his sister who's a sort of a device in the film-she's not a real person like his numerous ex-gfs.wish i had numerous gfs to my name,dunno how to break that one.maybe he has had sex with his sister as well.
Standout scene:
fassbender is crying-€15,000 tuition
because if he's not crying he's riding,and anyway-now wait because

then something brilliant happened-literally a FLASH of inspiration

I said why not take pictures of my own head during the film?
WHY NOT JUST TAKE PICTURES OF MY HEAD?!
one other great bit-that was meant to be hillarious I dunno can you trust people-i mean you can assume they have the same feelings-i've never been wrong anyway.
what does fassbender wear during the emotional climax of the film-shitty new balance runners?hardly I mean he’s a millionaire in nyc just like I pictured it.
shitty new balance runners-unbelievable but it's true there they they there they thay there are when you can never feel at home because you've been off and away so long
the climax of the film was lost on me,the last time this had happened as spectacularly was monica belluci in the shower in irreversible-but where was the shampoo?cá raibh a gluinneann?
Ended up laughing a bit at the climax of the film so, actually laughed once climaxing-mirrorwanking-i'm the don draper of the i.t. above I says!
the end is a bit ambiguous,its bad they couldn’t handle it.their parents were rough that's why they are so destructive-he has a cut on his head from his brother but he has no brother.grand fair enough.
Lurk sexologist and labour party apologist t. ryle dwyer has this to say: people have been doing quare things with their and their woman's jizz from before the days of the internet.(i dunno either I tend to go woman cop onto yourself at the end of a porn)what was on his harddrive like?sobbing?theres a lot of sobbing and crying but it's comforting too-if he wasn't getting laid he'd be a bachelor frog.also he has sex in a gay club and gets a bj. presumably he stayed erect while all this was going on-also i realised i had never seen so much of a man's arse-entirely different shape to a womans-liebot's ass so was relieved that as I had never properly looked at a man's arse and was a bit surprised at the shape I was certainly not gay.I am selling out.
can richard boyd barrett pronounce water properly-washer he says.
Fassbender owns a moodyman record-and bach but no sign of prelude on or to a you know what*
I had chips afterwards-said "thank you very much".large bag-too much-then a cappuccino then buns and sat-that’s what shame is.shame.what is shame.oh fuck.ahm
씨스타
Did he fuck his sister
has fassbender banged his sister-more to the point irl? Fish tank? Killarney-killarod? Traged?was that in the sopranos?freud?eggs?would you shift your sister Michael fassbender certainly has on more than one occasion.
Malgun Gothic nice font
This one is left hanging.also tiger woods got his father to wheel him out or his mother to apologise-that’s about as much of an apology as you can expect from a grown man. I had chips afterwards-said "thank you very much"and got a lift back to town. His name is Brandon in it-a nice touch I thought.there was a great tracking shot-it was fantastic actually.out of ten I’ll give it a ten because I don’t want to be known as the kind of individual who is greedy with his marks but it’s really only a six or seven.Also I have two documents of this and one is slightly different. ahm-that’s really all I can say-you pay your money film there you go what more do you want.is exactly a thousand words long thank you

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Posted by Seamus Dowling on 04/19/2012 at 10:22 PM

Re: “Wings of Desire

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Posted by Seamus Dowling on 12/15/2011 at 1:56 PM

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