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Wednesday, June 23, 11:15 AM

Dispatcher: 252, the wagon's down, we have a disturbance with a mental talking to herself,

44-- State. I'll get ya an assist.

252: What wrong with talkin' to yourself?

Unidentified Caller: As long as you don't get any answers.

Thursday, June 24, 11:50 AM

1554: Hold me down with 56 on this.

Dispatcher: Oh, be careful.

1554: This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen, this cat.

Dispatcher: Please tell me. I just got a little kitty cat.

1554: If you're weird, come over here.

Dispatcher: It's OK, maybe I don't want to know.

Unidentified Caller: Stepped in that one, didn't ya?

1556: 1556. Call Animal Control over here.

Dispatcher: Right, OK, we did, we did notify them. We'll give them another call and make it an emergency.

1556: OK, 'cause this is the weirdest thing we've ever seen over here, this crazy cat.

Dispatcher: OK, what is the cat doin' so we can kind of prepare them?

1556: This cat is goin' nuts. I don't know if it got bit by somethin', it's got rabies or somethin', but this cat is out of control!


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