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New Year's Day Protocol Agenda

When: Tue., Jan. 1, 10 a.m. 2013
Wake up with a skull-shattering headache and a taste in your mouth that's one-half Walgreens-bought champagne, one-half confetti. Identify the person lying next to you in bed. Quietly sigh. Pull yourself into a kind of presentable state. Take the new friend to brunch at a restaurant whose name doesn't end in "Pub" or "Grille." Face-plant back into your pillows for three more hours. 10 AM-noon, no further than one block from your apartment.


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