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RE: "Jerked Around"

by Erin "Did I mention I've been to France?" Hogan [October 27]

In the spirit of your 7 page opus, I likewise wish to prevent unwitting witness to masturbation, and will therefore be certain to avoid reading future articles.

The greatest irony of the piece was your failure to appreciate the countless others.

Typing for a better world,

Mark K. McCarthy



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