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Re: “I Apologize in Advance: Gwyneth Paltrow Pretends to Be Country

This movie looks stupid, I won’t be going to see it, and, no, Gwyneth will never again be able to play a character who your heart goes out to, even if her head ends up in another cardboard box.

But dang, Miles, this is so not as horrendous as your neck-fuck threat had prepared me for.

Posted by jrockwell on 10/13/2010 at 4:27 PM

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