Jeffin90019 | Chicago Reader

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Re: “Sex on wheels

I'm with Lolly on this. Mark is here to wave his homophobia around. Imagine a sex columnist writing about sex all the time! Imagine untrained people giving their opinion. In the end, what is Mark but a guy with a homphobic opinion. What are his credentials?

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 07/18/2012 at 2:20 PM

Re: “Just gotta grin and bear it

People who urgently need a mid-day wank have more to worry about that spies. They have a sexual compulsive problem.

Posted by Jeffin90019 on 06/19/2012 at 3:07 PM

Re: “Yes we cane

I'm all for having a wank, but a guy who feels the urgent need to rub out a quick one during the work day in a bathroom stall at the office has some huge issues. I used to work with a guy who masturbated at a urinal in relatively plain view. There was no mistaking the jerking arm movement even if his business wasn't on display. It was creepy, pervy, and really depraved.

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 05/24/2012 at 2:31 PM

Re: “Dan Savage sticks it to Rick Santorum

What gay people would support Santorum? Log Cabin Republicans, the most self-loathing gays on the planet. These masochists long for nothing more than to be part of a group that loathes them and wants to see them gone.

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 01/12/2012 at 3:17 PM

Re: “Could my husband's and my threesome partner have gotten me pregnant with his precome?

I am continually amused by the perpetual notion that sex has no consequences. The idea that a married couple can have wild threesomes without protection and not worry about pregnancy is as absurd as the idea of Rick Santorun for president. All sex has consequences.

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 12/29/2011 at 12:38 PM

Re: “Do I have to call myself a lesbian?

I dated a man briefly who judged his entire existence on how well, how often, and how thoroughly he got fucked. Nothing else mattered to him but sex. All roads had to lead to sex. I have other interests in life. DTMFA.

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 12/07/2011 at 1:19 PM

Re: “Can I get laid with a micropenis and no testes?

I'm always suspicious of homophobes (yeah, I'm talking about you Mr. Santorum and you, Mr. Phelps) because I've always believed that the opposite of love isn't hate; it's indifference. Love and hate are thinly separated. Hate is a passionate emotion. People like Santorum and Phelps have an epic, endless, all-consuming passion for homosexuality. Homosexuality is what fires up their blood. They just can't get enough of it. Make what you will of that, RAM.

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Posted by Jeffin90019 on 10/06/2011 at 6:52 PM

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