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And Now, Brother Buffalo 

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To the editors:

I had this mondo cool idea ["Group Efforts: Women Who Hate Men Who Have Penises," March 16]. Okay, okay, we form this radical masculinist artists' collective and name it after a mean animal. Brother Buffalo. Cool. Okay, okay, then we print up stickers threatening to bite women's genitals out, kinda like "Go for the Groin, Guys!"

Yeah, then check this out. We put on an "art show." Yeah, we call it an art show but check it out. We'll show close-ups of clitorectomies and women being impaled with their guts hanging out and stuff. Kinda like high school stuff. Maybe we could show a documentary about that Canadian guy who shot all those babes he thought were feminists. Afterwards, we could all get together and talk about how icky girls are. Hey if they're offended, that's their problem.

I really wanna do this but my friends think it's kinda sexist. Jeez, I dunno. Somebody else must have done something like this before.

Camilo Gonzalez

W. Olive

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