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Monday, March 26, 2012

You won't believe what happened last week on the Bleader!

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  • Man, do we have a scoop for you!
Last week on the Bleader we identified all the parties involved in the JFK assassination, revealed that isolating certain molecules in a Hostess cupcakes cures dyslexia, and interviewed Pablo Picasso . . . from beyond the grave!

Actually, when I said "identified all the parties involved in the JFK assassination," what I actually meant to say was "recapped the elections in the city last week." And when I said "discovered that isolating certain molecules in a Hostess cupcake cures dyslexia," what I really meant was "documented some of our worst hangovers, whether at the bizarre and acrimonious social ritual that is the Wiener's Circle or discovering how hangovers make you smarter." Oh, and that thing about Pablo Picasso? Another mistake! What I wanted to mention was how we wrote about not taking Jon Langford for granted, visiting a taping of House of Consignment, the departure of Michael Orlove from Chicago, and Onion writers who don't want to move to Chicago (even though that's how jobs work, unless they don't want to keep their jobs).

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