Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A Kanye West/Taylor Swift Porno. Sure.

Posted By on 11.09.10 at 05:19 PM

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Finally, absurdly, and probably inevitably, the Kanye West/Taylor Swift thing has inspired a porno. Or at least it allegedly has. Gossip blog Oh No They Didn't! has "confirmed" via Hollywood Life that the good people at Vivid Entertainment are "definitely considering" making a Kanye/Taylor porn spoof, according to Vivid founder Steven Hirsch. Because of course they are. There's some law of the universe dictating that after a person or entertainment property or event has inspired x number of bad jokes in late-night-talk-show monologues, he/she/it/they automatically turn into a porno.

I am very much looking forward to the Kanye/Taylor video, but not because I intend to enjoy it, either ironically or earnestly (you know, jerkoffingly). Rather it's because I know that the spoof porn represents the point where a person/entertainment property/event has saturated popular awareness to a fatal degree, and that interest in further discussing it, writing jokes about it, or using it as inspiration for Halloween costumes will soon die. If and when Vivid Entertainment releases its Kanye/Taylor porno, we as a people can finally shut up about Kanye and Taylor.

That will be a happy day.

(via Videogum)

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