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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Does Your Baby Drink Enough Coke?

Posted By on 07.20.10 at 03:03 PM

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(Update: Got snookered by a hoax [h/t FGFM]. Doesn't change the possible validity of the assertions, though.)

I always thought I was just weird, but I now know, thanks to the Soda Pop Board of America, that mom & dad didn't start me on a strict regimen of sody pop early enough to get me through puberty and adolescence.

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(h/t Michael Miner; from an e-mail forward "celebrating the return of Mad Men")

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