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Monday, March 15, 2010

Vajazzling, and Its Inevitable Male Counterpart, "Dickorating"

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Vajazzling, the latest trend in Swarovski crystal vaginal bejewelment, debuted on the national vaginal stage this January. And somehow it has not yet retreated back whence it came, the dark recesses of minor celebrity Jennifer Love Hewitt’s panties. Vajazzling has reinvigorated Hewitt’s celebrity (”It shined like a disco ball”). Vajazzle specialists are popping up everywhere (”Aww, c’mon, this is gonna be great by the time you’re all done Vajazzling!”). Vajazzling has even caused one man, who we will call Jason, to look directly at a vagina (”It’s mesmerizing . . . This is probably the longest I’ve ever stared at a vagina”).

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Vaginal bejewelment courtesy of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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