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Dept. of Terrible Ideas

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Bears first order of business—get Randy Moss

1. Chicago is a difficult place to play for hotheads.

2. Randy Moss is operatically unhappy unless he is playing with a great quarterback in a well-run offense.

3. Randy Moss + Jay Cutler x Chicago media = total apocalypse. The sports pages would just turn into the Eye of Sauron or something.

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