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What to call that hot new contagion...

Posted By on 04.30.09 at 03:13 PM

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It's no longer Swine Flu, says the president.

It's H1N1

Fine. And pronounced "Heinie."

As in, "Fearful Americans are donning masks against the spreading Heinie."

Back to work, headline writers. 


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