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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Drive safely

Posted By on 12.03.08 at 12:33 PM

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We're supposed to get a couple inches of snow today through tonight. Since the city's broke and has $6 million less to spend this winter on snow removal, heed the mayor's advice and, um, drive slowly. Also, he advises you to "hold on to your pants."

I do not know what that means, but it conjures cartoon images of guys wearing barrels.

I am not allowing the city to sell my pants to anyone.

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