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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Dispatches #13, the Sarah Palin number

Posted By on 11.05.08 at 09:51 PM

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The McCain team is finally doing something good for America: they're throwing Sarah Palin under the bus, throwing the bus under a tank, and building a pyramid over the tank. Bonus: too late to win, too late to not embarrass Tribune Company Star Columnist Jonah Goldberg.

But I think the thing about Africa sounds like they're pulling Fox News's leg (another bonus).

I think.

At this point, I would just start making up the craziest stuff I could think of, like "thinks Pakistan is a kind of pasta" and "blew off Larry King to grenade-hunt polar bears" and seeing who bit. We will believe anything you tell us about her. Just give us two anonymous sources.

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