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The Cedric Benson Drunkenness Metric

Posted By on 05.05.08 at 05:13 PM

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The Sun-Times has Cedric Benson's arrest warrant (PDF). This is obviously the best part.

I'd say "hilarious" is too subjective an indicator to stand up in court, but I am neither a lawyer nor a comedian.

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