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Monday, March 31, 2008

It's opening day, let's play two

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One for the other team, and to address an absence of vulgarity, which no limerick contest is complete without. (Apologies to Richard Pryor.)

Deadline poets should always work blue
Especially when describing a screw
What the hell is Zell doing?
Giving fans a cold screwing
And it's not just cold, it's deep, too

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