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Simple answers to simple questions

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What entrance song should new Cubs closer Kerry Wood use? Nothing says "I care" like power pop.

I personally would choose "Diamonds in the Mine" by Leonard Cohen, because I think people have ceased to be intimidated by nu-metal. Or perhaps just have Glenn Branca on call all the time with two guitars welded together. I bet you could pick up a quarter point on your ERA just by giving people the fantods with that stuff.

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