June 16, 2006: Dan's advice to FFF brings the PCOS victims forward; he urges learning to love older, fatter, hairier bodies and uncircumcized penises; he has good news about ITMFA

June 9, 2006: In which a reader declares Dan "the straight guy's best friend"

June 2, 2006: Living with a big clit, an unhappy foursome, and an isolating romantic partner

May 26, 2006: Advice for straight men and women whose partners are more and less adventurous; another rant about what the conservatives are doing to personal rights

May 19, 2006: Dan's suggestion for getting in the pants of your churchgoing girlfriend and approaching the man of your dreams, plus shocking news for all those straight people out there

May 12, 2006: Spotting danger signs in the bedroom, finding Asian ladyboys in Ohio, detecting ITMFA gear wherever you go, descrying whatever you want on the net

May 5, 2006: Dan sez: solve your sex life before you bring kids into the picture; keep your promiscuities to yourself; solve your post-anal-sex problems on the toilet; make use of the internet. Dan asks: is there a market for breast milk?

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