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Childress at the World Explorers Clubhouse
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David Hatcher Childress has traveled all over the globe in search of lost cities, but Kempton, Illinois, is where he has chosen to build his empire of the improbable.
By Mike Sula
September 8, 2006
EVERY DAY AT noon an air siren blasts the calm in downtown
Kempton, Illinois, population 235. The horn is tested in part to
serve as warning for approaching tornadoes, but David Hatcher
Childress says there’s no need for that. “Towns nearby here have been
hit by tornadoes,” he explains. “Kempton never has. In fact there’s kind of a legend that Kempton will never be hit by a tornado. People
claim that Kempton is like a vortex area or like a power point.”
Kempton, situated amid cornfields about 60 miles south of
Chicago, attracts a lot of pilgrims for a town of its size. And
whether or not they’re looking to bathe in some mysterious earth
energy or stumble across interdimensional portals, they inevitably
visit Childress at one of his several businesses, among them the
Adventures Unlimited Bookstore at the corner of Main and First
and Sgt. Pepper’s Bar & Grill across the street. The other businesses
along Main Street—the post office, a branch of Vermillion Valley
Bank, Meier Oil Service, the grain silo—fade into the background
next to the arresting murals on the sides of Childress’s buildings.
The bookstore’s is a giant moonlit landscape of the Egyptian pyramids,
the Sphinx, and an Easter Island moai. The bar’s a knockoff
of the cover of the Beatles record in which the curly-headed, bespectacled
Childress stands amid the Blues Brothers, the Tasmanian
Devil, Indiana Jones, and Serbian scientist Nikola Tesla.
Childress also owns three houses in town, one of which is a bedand-
breakfast, but it’s the space next to the bookstore that serves as
the office and warehouse for his biggest enterprise, Adventures
Unlimited Press, which since 1985 has published more than 200 titles on such subjects
as UFOs, secret societies, suppressed
technology, cryptozoology,
conspiracy theory, and “alternative
archaeology.” The last is the one
dearest to Childress, who has no
degree and refers to himself as a
“rogue archaeologist.”
Childress has written 15 of
Adventure Unlimited’s books, most
notably those in his Lost Cities
series, which draw on a lifetime of
globe-trotting to support his theories
that civilization is much older
than we think and that many
ancient cultures were connected.
These claims are roundly dismissed
by mainstream archaeologists, but
professional derision doesn’t stop
producers of radio and TV, from Art
Bell to Fox to NBC, from booking
Childress as an expert on everything
from Atlantis to the Knights
Templar. It probably helps.
“Your mainstream archaeology
students, they don’t like guys like
me very much,” Childress says. “If
you go to school and become an
archaeologist, you’re gonna spend
your summers dusting off pieces of
broken pottery with a paintbrush.
It’s the exact opposite of some
Indiana Jones running out of the
jungle finding a lost temple of
treasure. To them that is total fantasy.
It makes ’em mad, actually. I
couldn’t do that for a day. When I’m
at archaeological sites and see a
bunch of broken pottery I hardly
even look at it. I mean, I want giant
stone walls in the jungle.” Has he
discovered any? He’s run across a
few things he wasn’t expecting, he
says, but “nothing that National
Geographic was gonna do a cover
story on.” He’s better known for
measuring documented structures
by his own yardstick.
Childress’s latest project is a
movie studio he’s trying to start in
Kempton. He’s teamed up with
Steve Zagata, a Chicago videographer,
and they’re planning their first
feature, “The Dupont Monster,” a
mockumentary based on the recent
reported bigfoot sightings in downstate
Seneca and Funk’s Grove (the
subject of a story in the May 19 Reader). “Part of the movie is like
The Blair Witch Project,” he says.
“There’s a lot of supernatural stuff
and the question of whether somebody
is pretending to be Bigfoot.
The plot of our movie is kind of a
Scooby-Doo story.”
It’s difficult to divine how sincerely
Childress believes the ideas he circulates,
or to verify the influence he
claims he’s had. One moment he
speaks like a true believer, the next
like a shrewd businessman. But
either way, he’s a lot of fun to listen to.
CHILDRESS GREW UP in Colorado
and Montana. His father, an
attorney, regularly took the family
on international vacations—Paris,
Mexico—and camping trips in the
Rockies. Childress went to the
University of Montana in 1975 to
study archaeology, comparative religion,
and Mandarin, but dropped
out the next year to take a job
teaching English in Taiwan. A fan
of Norwegian explorer Thor
Heyerdahl, who tried (mostly
without success) to prove a connection
between Eastern and Western
ancient peoples by sailing a small
raft from Peru to Polynesia, his
main ambition was to travel to
other exotic locales.
After six months of teaching he set
off for Nepal, where he trekked
around the Himalayas for a year,
then moved on through India,
Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, Jordan, and
Turkey. In Israel he worked on a kibbutz
for six months; then he landed a
catering job in an oil camp in Sudan.
“Suddenly I went from being totally
broke in the middle of Africa to
having 10,000 bucks,” he says. After
ten months he quit to wander the
Arabian Peninsula and Africa. He
smuggled a bottle of whiskey into
Saudi Arabia, chewed qat in Yemen,
and scored with a girl named Fushia
in Somalia. He rifled through Idi
Amin’s looted house in Uganda,
climbed Mount Kilimanjaro in
Tanzania, stumbled into a bar full of
drunken guerrillas in Zimbabwe,
hitched across the Kalahari, and sold
camping equipment in Cape Town,
all adventures he would go on to
recount in his first book.
“By this time my parents were
starting to get a little pissed off,
because instead of coming home I
went back to India,” he says. “My
mom came [over] to make sure I
wasn’t some heroin addict in the
back alleys of Bombay.” He continued
to Southeast Asia and Hong
Kong, backpacked through China
for several months, and then hit
Taiwan, Korea, and Japan.
After five and half years Childress
returned to the United States,
though not to settle down. “There’s
a point where you say to yourself,
‘Well, what is it I want to do?’ Well,
I wanted to write books and travel
around the world. Be my own boss.”
While driving around the U.S. he
began working on A Hitchhiker’s
Guide to Africa and Arabia, which he
sold to Chicago Review Press.
Though you wouldn’t know it from
reading the straightforward hippie
narrative, Childress viewed his
travels through the lens of Heyerdahl
and Swiss writer Erich von Daniken,
who in Chariots of the Gods proposed
that the “gods” of ancient civilizations
were actually extraterrestrial
visitors who created Stonehenge, the
Pyramids, and the like.
But neither of those figures made
Childress’s first bibliography, and
what did is perhaps more telling.
Childress was in Kenya when a Peace
Corps volunteer gave him a copy of
The Ultimate Frontier by Eklal
Kueshana. Kueshana was a pseudonym
for Richard Kieninger—a
Chicago native and former student of
the Lemurian Fellowship, a nondenominational
philosophical school in
Ramona, California. The group’s
members were proponents of a belief
system that drew upon the teachings
of Buddha, Confucius, Lao-tzu, and
Christ as revealed by secret societies
called the Brotherhoods.
In The Ultimate Frontier, published
in 1963, Kieninger appropriated
Lemurian lesson plans and other
teachings he maintained were disclosed
to him by the Brotherhoods.
Among the revelations was the idea
that human civilization had begun
78,000 years ago, on a lost Pacific
continent called Mu, or Lemuria,
which sank beneath the waves
26,000 years ago. (The name derives
from a theoretical land bridge posited
by a 19th-century geologist to explain
similarities between lemurs in India
and Madagascar.) The book predicted
that Armageddon would begin in
1999 and that the earth would be
destroyed on May 5, 2000. After that,
Kieninger wrote, he was to establish a
“Kingdom of God” on an island that
would rise out of the Pacific. But first
he was to build a “self-sufficient and
industrially strong” community in the
Chicago area to prepare the
kingdom’s future inhabitants.
Though Kieninger was accused of
plagiarism and banished by the
Lemurian Fellowship, The Ultimate
Frontier would eventually sell more
than a quarter million copies. He
returned to Chicago with his wife and
moved into a large house in Rogers
Park, where he began to attract
adherents. He called his followers
the Stelle Group, after one of the
founders of the Lemurian Fellowship.
In 1971 the Stelle Group purchased
land in Ford County, just a
few miles east of Kempton. Over the
next few years it built streets,
sewage and water treatment facilities,
utilities, a factory, a school, and
houses arranged suburban style,
many employing solar and wind
energy. Over the years thousands of
people passed through Stelle, and
though individuals owned their own
homes and some commuted to
Chicago for work, it took on cultlike
aspects. “If you challenged Richard
he would find a way to eliminate
you,” says former Stelle resident
Walter Cox. “Richard would undermine
that person’s credibility in very
vicious ways. And that person very
often found him- or herself ostracized
and marginalized and left.”
To folks in the staid farming community
surrounding it, Cox says,
Stelle seemed downright bizarre. It couldn’t have helped that in 1975
Kieninger was ousted from the group
for engaging in affairs with young
women in the community, some of
them married. He eventually
regained some influence and was
accepted back, only to be driven out
again in 1985 for the same reason.
In 1983, in the midst of this turmoil,
Childress made his way to
Stelle, where he rented a room, finished
up his first book, and got to
work on a second. He says Chicago
Review Press wasn’t interested in the
“New Agey” aspects he was introducing
into his writing, so he decided
to start Adventures Unlimited,
beginning with The Lost Cities of
China, Central Asia & India, in
which he augmented tales of his
travels with esoterica about lost
cities, secret societies, and ancient
civilizations. Legends of Atlantis and
tales of other ancient advanced civilizations—
including Lemuria—have
dominated his writings ever since.
Atlantis first appeared in Plato’s
dialogues, and for most people it
remains nothing more than a myth
reinterpreted many times over. But
for Childress, physical evidence of
the sunken continent is everywhere—
in fact, he sees it in many of
the places von Daniken saw evidence
of alien colonization. “It’s like, yeah,
if there was civilization 15,000 years
ago, if you have to give it a name,
well, let’s call it Atlantis, ’cause that’s
what the Greeks did,” he says.
“Somebody finds Atlantis every year.
Suddenly they’ll find something,
whether it be a sunken ruin somewhere
off an island that blew up or
some oddball megalithic remains on
an island in Korea, and suddenly
they go, ‘Whoa! This has got to be
Atlantis!’ And that’s why Atlantis
has been placed all over the world.”
At Stelle, Childress was also
introduced to the work of Nikola
Tesla, when members of the community
built a prototype of a perpetual
energy machine he designed.
(It didn’t work.) “He’s the greatest
inventor. Who. Ever. Lived,” says
Childress, widening his eyes,
shaking his head, and raising his
voice like a preacher. “But most
people have never heard of him. He
is A. Suppressed. Person.” Tesla,
who once worked for Thomas
Edison but later became his bitter
rival, is a controversial figure; his
contributions to electrical engineering,
physics, radio, robotics,
and wireless communication are
undisputed, but in later years he
pursued projects regarded as outlandish,
including the supposed
development of a “death ray” that
could take down 10,000 airplanes
from 250 miles away.
“The interesting thing with Stelle
was that their thing was not aliens,
although people have often had that
misconception,” says Childress.
“Their thing was more like Tesla,
antigravity, like there’s an energy
conspiracy, the oil companies are in
control of the world, there’s different
technology. This is where I
suddenly found out about suppressed
technology.”
Childress based himself at Stelle
while continuing to travel, and by
1985, when Adventures Unlimited
published its second title, The Anti-Gravity Handbook, he’d rented an
old house in Kempton with the intention
of buying it. He built Adventures
Unlimited’s catalog by taking on
titles from other small publishers
and republishing out-of-print travelogues
like In Secret Tibet and
Darkness Over Tibet by Theodore
Illion, a German writer who claimed
to have moved through Tibet in the
1930s disguised as a monk.
“For many years when a new book came out I would load up my car
and drive to California,” says
Childress. “I would leave here with
just a few bucks in my pocket and a
tank of gas, and I would have
friends to go to, or camp out in
churchyards, and I would have to
sell books to make it. I would show
up at these independent, funky
bookstores totally unannounced
and I’d go, ‘Hi, can I show you . . . ?’
I would turn around immediately
and countersign the check and cash
it at their own register and take the
$45 they were giving me and go to a
gas station and get some gas.”
Before Richard Kieninger was
banished from Stelle the second
time, Childress organized two group
tours with him, one to visit ruins in
Peru and Bolivia and another to
Egypt. Childress would show the
participants around, then continue
his travels after they went home. In
this way he continued to gather
material and experiences for his Lost
Cities series, publishing volumes on
South America, Lemuria and the
Pacific, ancient Europe, and the
Mediterranean. “They’re kind of like
On the Road meets Atlantis,” he says.
“I hitchhike, get drunk, and get laid,
and people try to kill me, and it’s all
true. And I talk about weird stuff.”
As the series became more wellknown,
Childress became a regular
visitor on Art Bell’s Coast to Coast
AM, and in the early 90s he began to
appear frequently on a Fox TV show
called Sightings, talking about
Atlantis, cataclysms, and extraterrestrial
archaeology on Mars. In 1992
Childress and two partners launched
a magazine, World Explorer, so
named because one partner didn’t
want it to sound “too fringy.” But they
wouldn’t publish a story “about some
guy’s bicycle trip from Alaska to
Panama,” Childress says. “He would
have to be abducted by aliens, find a
sunken city, and be turned into a
shaman by taking drugs with witch
doctors and battling zombies along
the way.” In one early issue Childress
wrote about a tribe in Papua New
Guinea that he says declared him a
cargo cult god. Another article was
headlined “Living Pterodactyls
Haunt Our Skies.”
Childress began offering memberships
to an associated club “dedicated
to exploration, discovery,
understanding, and preservation of
the mysteries of man and nature.”
Though a membership was essentially
a discounted subscription with
swag, Childress bought a second
house next to his first and called it
the World Explorers Clubhouse,
inviting members to stay there and
make use of his library of several
thousand volumes.
By this time he was leading
tourists on several expeditions a year
to points all over the globe. Many of
the rooms in the clubhouse and the B
and B have themes—the Atlantis
room, the China room, the South
Pacific room—and are crammed with
books, artwork, and souvenirs from
his journeys. One tiny room in the B
and B is devoted to vintage space
toys; when his friends’ kids visit he
makes sure to keep them out.
Childress had a hit in 1993 with
The Fantastic Inventions of Nikola
Tesla, a collection of the inventor’s
patents supplemented by alternative
histories connecting them to
secret cities in South American jungles,
flying saucers, and electricity
in ancient Egypt. He says he sold
50,000 copies of the book, which
would eventually become his company’s
all-time best seller.
“Suddenly we were cashing giant
checks every month,” he says.
It was good timing. That was the
year The X-Files premiered, and the
Adventures Unlimited catalog was
filled with what Childress calls “real
life X-Files.” Business took off; he
opened the bookstore in 1998 and
the next year bought both the bed-and-breakfast house and the bar.
“In some ways I like to think that I
helped fuel the 90s UFO craze,” he
says. “In the 80s UFOs had become
kind of a nontopic. You couldn’t sell
a UFO book to some publishers.”
Many of the books in Childress’s
catalog argue that UFOs are manmade
rather than of extraterrestrial
origin. “Suddenly it was like,
‘They’re being made by the government
in Nevada,’ blah, blah,
blah . . . ‘Antigravity! Suppressed
technology! Nikola Tesla!’ Not to
say that that’s really exactly what’s
going on, but that’s definitely what
these books are about,” he says. “And
they sold.” Childress has never met
X-Files creator Chris Carter but he’s
sure the books he’s published were
an influence. “You’ve got to get your
material from someplace,” he says.
“We weren’t the only source of
material like this out there, but
there weren’t many.” Childress,
Steamshovel Press magazine publisher
Kenn Thomas (motto: “All
Conspiracy. No Theory”), Greg
Bishop (Wake Up Down There!),
and the late Jim Keith (Black
Helicopters Over America) all
believed they were the inspiration
for the Lone Gunmen. “It was
obvious to all of us,” Childress says.
He sees his influence in other corners
of popular culture as well—like
the South Park episode in which
Chef, voiced by Isaac Hayes, is brainwashed
by a group of pedophiles
called the Super Adventurers Club. It
was widely viewed as a spoof of
Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard,
who was a member of the better-known
Explorers Club. But Childress
is convinced it’s a parody of the
World Explorers Club and Adventures Unlimited Press—
“except for the part about going
around buggering little kids.”
Like any good conspiracy theory,
Childress’s claims of influence contain
a kernel of truth. Last year
when the authors of the The Holy
Blood and the Holy Grail sued Da
Vinci Code author Dan Brown for
copyright infringement, Brown
cited (among others) Adventures
Unlimited’s reprint of Charles G.
Addison’s 1842 text The History of
the Knights Templar, which
includes a lengthy introduction by
Childress, as an important influence
on the megaseller. Brown’s book and
the subsequent movie have caused
his business to spike much the way
The X-Files did. According to
Childress, sales in Adventures
Unlimited’s “Holy Grail & Templar
Studies” category have exceeded
expectations by as many as 20,000
copies, including a special printing
for Barnes and Noble.
CHILDRESS SAYS HE doesn’t read
customer reviews of his books
on Amazon.com, which often complain
of poor editing and typos even
when they’re otherwise positive.
“Do you want to torture yourself
with a bunch of people shooting
you down?” he asks. Many of these
critics also complain that he spins
implausible theories with little or
no supporting evidence. “Our
books, well, they’re fringey,” he says.
But “they have some credibility. You
read the antigravity books—there’re
patents in there, scientific papers,
newspaper articles, things that you
can’t deny. Whether there are
underground bases and tunnels?
There simply are underground
bases and tunnels. They exist.
There are hollowed mountains.
Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado
is a hollowed-out mountain. The
crux of the matter is not whether
these things are true but to what
extent? Like mind control. Does
mind control exist? Fuck yeah.
But to what extent?”
Last year a writer named Jason
Colavito, a frequent contributor to
the Skeptic magazine, published The
Cult of Alien Gods: H.P. Lovecraft
and Extraterrestrial Pop Culture. In
it he argues that alternative histories
about extraterrestrials visiting the
earth in ancient times stem from the
stories of early-20th-century horrorfantasy
writer H.P. Lovecraft.
Colavito devotes seven pages to
Childress, linking him to Erich von
Daniken and extraterrestrial-genesis
theories, excoriating the sources of
Childress’s theories about ancient
atomic weapons, and scoffing at a
story he wrote about a Smithsonian
cover-up of ancient Egyptian artifacts
found in the Grand Canyon.
“He writes things like, ‘Assuming
the above story is true . . .’ or ‘If we
accept Lemurian Fellowship stories
as fact . . . ,’” says Colavito. “He uses
an awful lot of weasel words. Things
like ‘seems,’ ‘might,’ ‘could have been.’
And he does that for a very important
reason. That way if ever any of
this stuff were conclusively shown to
be wrong—‘Well, I never said that,
did I? I just said it could have been.’
And that’s a characteristic shared by
most of the writers in the field.”
“I can’t believe some of the stuff I
read about myself,” says Childress,
who maintains that Colavito doesn’t
get him at all. True, he’s a Lovecraft
fan—he has a poster of the writer’s
loathsome alien god-monster,
Cthulhu, hanging in his game room.
But though he’s dabbled in his theories
about aliens—one of his books
is titled Extraterrestrial
Archaeology—unlike von Daniken,
he says, he’s not a “gods-from-outerspace
guy.” Rather, “my whole thing
is that this stuff is from this planet.
These giant ruins aren’t built by
extraterrestrials. I say they were
built by humans. Mankind and civilization
goes back 50,000 years or
more. What else can I assume is
inaccurate in this book? This guy
just plain doesn’t do his research.”
Some of Childress’s publications
have landed him in legal trouble. In
1996 he published a bit of pseudonymous
samizdat about the Kennedy
assassination called The Torbitt
Document, which mentions a man
named Layton Martens, a New
Orleans jazz musician and ancillary
figure in assassination lore. The
book accuses Martens of arms
smuggling, stating he was a
“second-generation Russian exile
Solidarist agent.” Martens, who’s
since died, sued Childress, but the
case was tossed before it went anywhere
because the statute of limitations
had run out. “Once we won
the lawsuit we could joke about getting
sucked into the Kennedy assassination,”
says Childress.
In 1998 Adventures Unlimited
published a 48-year-old UCLA
master’s thesis titled “Flying
Saucers: Fact or Fiction,” by a man
named DeWayne B. Johnson. When
Johnson, by then a retired journalism
professor, got word his work
had been published without permission,
he sued. Childress pulled the
book and settled out of court for a
sum tidy enough to allow the professor
to recarpet his house.
ON ANY GIVEN day you can find
Jerry Smith either working the
register at Adventures Unlimited
Bookstore or shipping orders from
the warehouse next door. Smith is
the author of HAARP: The Ultimate
Weapon of the Conspiracy, which,
having sold some 20,000 copies,
usually hovers around the number
five spot among the press’s best
sellers. The book is about the High
Frequency Active Auroral Research
Program, an array of 180 radio
antennas in the Alaskan wilderness
“aimed at studying the properties
and behavior of the ionosphere,
with particular emphasis on being
able to understand and use it to
enhance communications and surveillance
systems for both civilian
and defense purposes,” according to
its Web site. Smith’s book examines
HAARP’s alleged nefarious capabilities
as a weapon of mass destruction,
including disrupting
worldwide communications,
burning holes in the atmosphere,
changing the direction of the jet
stream, and mass mind control.
At Childress’s invitation, Smith
moved to Kempton from Reno, initially
taking up residence in the
World Explorers Clubhouse to finish
his second book, Weather Warfare:
The Military’s Plan to Draft Mother
Nature, which is due out this month.
In it he introduces a theory that
HAARP played a role in the destruction
of the space shuttle Columbia.
Smith, much more than Childress,
seems to know the precise location
of every book and DVD in the warehouse.
Among the boxes and shelves
stacked with titles, from Childress’s
The Time Travel Handbook to
William Lyne’s Occult Science
Dictatorship to Jim Keith’s Saucers
of the Illuminati, are certain books
and authors beneath his scorn. He
calls David Icke, the British conspiracy
theorist who argues that the
world is ruled by a secret race of reptile
men, a “lunatic.”
While his employees may guffaw
at the mere mention of Icke,
Childress has no problem selling his
books. Adventures Unlimited is
pretty much an open tent among
fringe writers, and he publishes
many he disagrees with. Childress
says the nonjudgmental atmosphere
he’s created is what draws these
authors to the “Ancient Science and
Modern Secrets” conferences he
hosts twice a year. His houses (and
his bar and bookstore) fill up with
friends and authors, and motels
from Pontiac to Kankakee are
booked by the hundred or so fans
who pay up to $120 to mingle with
them for the weekend.
Regular customers make pilgrimages
to Kempton from as far away as
Ohio, Saint Louis, Minnesota, and
Canada. One afternoon this summer
a middle-aged customer in the bookstore
greeted Childress as if he’d
walked in on a red carpet. “I call him
the Steven Spielberg of the book
world,” said the man, who drives to
the bookstore once a month from
near the Wisconsin border.
“I’ve single-handedly rejuvenated
this little town,” says
Childress, who employs some ten
people among all his businesses, in
addition to his wife, Jennifer Bolm,
who handles the finances and helps
proofread and edit.
At least one other permanent resident
of Kempton moved there
because of Adventurers Unlimited.
E.P. Grondine is a self-published
author who came to Kempton a few
years ago, after Childress agreed to
distribute his book Man and Impact
in the Americas, about the effects of
asteroids and comets on the evolution
of the first inhabitants of the western
hemisphere. “David Hatcher
Childress is the most successful
publisher of fringe literature in the
United States,” Grondine writes in
an e-mail. “And I wanted to learn
how he did it.” He bought a house in
Kempton “for about one year’s rent in
Chicago” and got to work on a second
book. But lately he and Childress
haven’t been getting along. Grondine
says he’s now working on a piece
about Childress’s involvement with
Kieninger and other members of the
Stelle group. Childress wouldn’t
speak on the record about Grondine.
TODAY NEARLY 30 Adventures
Unlimited books have been translated
into languages including Czech,
Bulgarian, Korean, Turkish, Italian,
French, and Spanish. And there are
bookstores affiliated with Adventures
Unlimited in New Mexico, Arizona,
Liverpool, and New Zealand.
Four years ago Steve Zagata took
one of Childress’s tours to Egypt,
where they made a short documentary.
Now he and Childress are producing
a travel show based on the
Lost Cities series. Last year they
filmed in Egypt, Peru, Bolivia, and
Costa Rica and accumulated footage
for six programs on ancient technology
that they hope to sell to the
Travel or Sci-Fi channels.
This fall they’ll begin shooting the
bigfoot movie, with actors
(Childress asked me a couple times
if I know any) portraying members
of the World Explorers Club
hunting the beast. Jerry Smith will
play Professor Wexler, Adventures
Unlimited’s Indiana Jones-like
mascot. Childress says they’re also
planning to shoot a series of manon-
the-street interviews in Chicago.
“We’ll say, ‘Yeah what do you think
of Bigfoot? Is Bigfoot a problem?
Did Bigfoot steal your baby?’” They
have ideas for a couple other movies
they’ll shoot in Arizona, where
Childress has another house. One is
a western about search for lost
treasure, the other a Mad Max-type
adventure with vampires and gargoyles
called “Mexico Death Race.”
I asked a manager at the
Vermillion Valley Bank and
Kempton mayor Dean Tharp what
they thought of Childress and his
impact on the town, but neither
would say anything about him for the
record. When I asked Childress what
he thinks his neighbors think, he said
he gets along with them fine for the
most part. “I still hear the odd gripe
around here,” he says. “And my
response to that is ‘Yeah, would they
prefer to see a bunch of derelict
boarded-up buildings instead?’”
Besides, he’s not leaving anytime
soon. Civilization is due for a leveling,
and Kempton will be a good
place to ride it out.
“I often talk about it as a little oasis
out in the country,” he says. “I’m
happy that the economy is going
great. California is our number one
market, so yeah, I don’t want to see
Los Angeles destroyed in an earthquake.
But I have to admit I kind of
think it will happen one day. I’m
hoping later than sooner mostly.
When the shit hits the fan like that
you don’t want to be in a major metropolitan
area.”  Send a letter to the editor.
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Jake44 at 12:40 PM on 11/27/2007
Good Article
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C. Jensen at 11:47 AM on 7/13/2008
I live in Kempton, this guy is pretty egotistical if he thinks he's single handedly rejuvenated the town. It wouldn't even know if he packed his things and left. He's completely insignificant.
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