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Who Saw Homey the Clown?

How rumors of a man in a van struck terror into the hearts of schoolchildren all over Chicago.

By Isaiah Thompson
October 27, 2006

GENERALLY SPEAKING IT’S not ghosts that make Halloween scary for Chicago schoolkids—it‘s bombers, kids who lie in wait with eggs and shaving cream for younger, weaker prey. When I was growing up, it was whispered that some bombers had filled Super Soakers with a potion of Nair: if you got shot in the head, that was it—you were bald.

But in the fall of 1991, kids were afraid of something even worse. I was a fifth grader at Murphy elementary, and rumors circulated among my classmates for weeks, coming to a boil as Halloween approached. It wasn’t safe to walk home alone, he was in our neighborhood, someone had seen him cruise past in his van just the other day. We called him Homey the Clown, and if you‘re a product of the Chicago schools old enough to buy beer but young enough to remember the ThunderCats, chances are you did too.

Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. (Wayans is also slated to star in a 2007 movie named after Homey.) The character was an angry black ex-con who carried a sock for knocking bratty kids upside the head. His catchphrase, you might recall, was “Homey don‘t play that.”

But the Homey we feared was a man dressed as a clown who’d supposedly been roaming the neighborhood and luring children into his white van—or maybe just snatching them and throwing them inside. No one at Murphy was too sure about the details.

“I remember the kids talking about it—somebody going around dressed up like Homey the Clown,” says David Allison, 25, a friend who was also in the fifth grade at Murphy that year. “I want to say that he was a rapist or something.”

“He was supposed to be driving around in a van,” remembers another former classmate of mine, Bob Chang. “Kids were talking about it all the time. A kid in my church—he went to another school in Chicago further north—said that he saw Homey the Clown going by his school.” Chang vividly recalls a witch-hunt mentality: “I remember that one day a bunch of kids from the neighborhood and me were like, ‘We’re going to catch this guy,’ and we went walking the neighborhood looking for Homey.”

The more people you ask—provided they’re of a certain age—the more you hear the same things, with slight variations. Sometimes Homey is a kidnapper, other times a rapist; some remember Homey’s sock, others remember his van. The van sometimes changes color, but white leads the other hues by a wide margin.

Just one detail is consistent: Homey was always nearby. It might have relieved those of us at Murphy to know that kids all over Chicago and in some suburbs thought the same thing. Tasara Redekopp, who was at Andrew Jackson Language Academy on the near west side, says her classmates were “so sure that he was real. That’s why you had to be careful when you were waiting for your parents to pick you up.” Alisa Wellek, who went to Rogers elementary in Rogers Park, recalls that “there wasn’t that much communication between the Orthodox kids and the non-Orthodox kids, but I remember that the Orthodox kids were scared of white vans too. It was clear we’d both heard the same stories.”

Folks who were grown-ups at the time also remember Homey. “A friend of mine was volunteering at Oscar Mayer elementary,” says Murphy second-grade teacher Lee-Ann Meredith, “and a child saw a white van go by the school playground and started screaming, ‘It‘s the clown, it’s the clown!’ And I understand that they took everyone back into the school and called the police.” Even at the peak of supposed Homey sightings, however, few schools took action.

HOMEY DIDN’T LEAVE many traces in the media. The few clips I could find report sightings of a stubbornly mobile clown and the police force‘s increasing exasperation. On October 9, 1991, WFLD TV ran a 30-second news spot saying that police were treating Homey the Clown as an urban legend. Two days later the Trib ran an article headlined “Police taking clown sightings seriously.” On the same day the Defender quoted a south-sider who insisted she‘d seen Homey. On October 16 Oak Park’s Wednesday Journal ran the headline “Police dismiss youth sighting of deviant clown as unfounded.”

When I asked Patrick Camden, deputy director of news affairs for the Chicago Police Department, about Homey, he said, “You gonna run this thing into the ground? It was an urban legend!” There are no records of Homey the Clown, he says—though records are destroyed after seven years, max. No, he says, there’s nobody around who remembers Homey the Clown (“That‘s ancient history!”). The Chicago police detective who worked on the case and was most frequently cited in the media, John Boyle, passed away in 2005.

HOMEY LEFT TOWN quietly, simply fizzling out of existence. He came and went with no harm done—unless, that is, you were a clown.

There’s a term for the fear of clowns: coulrophobia. Just think of Batman‘s nemesis the Joker, created in 1940, and Pennywise the clown in Stephen King‘s novel It (it’s probably no coincidence that the TV version came out in 1990, one year before the Homey sightings). Then there’s serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who famously dressed as a clown. Older people invariably ask whether Homey had anything to do with Gacy, even though he was imprisoned years earlier. One woman who’s worked as a clown for more than 20 years went silent when I asked about Homey. “I don‘t want to talk about that,” she finally said. “I think . . . I think that it’s best forgotten.”

Cleo the Clown is less grave, but he agrees that the Homey era was a hard time for people in his line of work. “I do remember kind of a rise, especially in black and Latino neighborhoods, of backlash or negative response,” he says. “It was discrimination against clowns in general.” People crossed the street when they saw him coming and called him names, including “Homey.”

A south-sider whose real name is Tommy Marks and who‘ll be celebrating his 30th year as a clown this month, Cleo prides himself on performing in even the toughest neighborhoods. “I’ve done Christian parties, Muslim parties, I’ve done Hasidic Jew parties, I’ve got pictures with Buddhist Indians. Once I did a wake. I wasn’t dancing on the coffin—I was there to celebrate the ‘life that made its transition.’”

But Cleo found himself in a strange position in the early 90s: children seemed afraid of him in a way they hadn‘t been before. “I’d say, ‘That look you‘re giving me, I probably remind you of another clown. But I’m not that clown.’” He says that just smiling a lot wasn’t enough to win these kids over, so he told them they had nothing to fear— he was way tougher than Homey. “I used to say, ‘Homey the Clown carries a sock, right? Well, I carry a Louisville Slugger!’ I’d say, ‘I‘m not Homey, I’m Homey’s older brother—I’m from the hood, Homey’s not from the hood. How far do you think Homey would get on your block before people would take that sock and beat him with it?’”

The Homey scare and post-Homey persecution did bring some good, Cleo says. Now he stands up for clowns: “After Homey, I don’t allow clown abuse.”

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Anna at 3:38 PM on 5/12/2008

omg i remember this. I lived across the street form my school and i still ran home everyday.

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maria romero at 3:52 PM on 5/12/2008

I remeber this, when my kids were much younger. We saw the clown in the Darwin school lot. I called a friend of mine that was a cook county sheriff at the time, he called the cops but the clown was gone by the time the Police came

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Ramon at 4:59 AM on 7/6/2008

I was in 2nd grade when this happened, they actually made an anouncement to the entire school on the intercom to beware. It scared the hell out of everyone in our classroom.

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Roy at 7:41 PM on 8/2/2008

I just looked this up as a whim because I vaguely remembered it. I was in third grade at the time and I remember my older sister and her friend talking about a clown in a van. I want to say he was a rapist but can't quit remember.

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chris at 9:34 AM on 10/4/2008

homie be down the street from my house i saw him on my way home i ran

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brianna at 10:55 AM on 10/4/2008

we talked about homey everyday but i didn't know who he really was until my friend told me and after that i was scared to go home.

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@chris at 7:39 PM on 10/6/2008

Did you see homey way back when or recently? The police are looking for a dangerous man dressed as a clown.

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charlie at 3:21 PM on 10/8/2008

i live on the west side and this is happening rite now

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Latrice at 4:29 PM on 10/9/2008

We got 2 man and i woman rapist clowns over where i'm at to but they caught one in cabrini greens

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lashay gross at 11:58 AM on 10/10/2008

i am 15 and i live on da westside and i heard on the 17th the clown will be at all of the cps skools and um scared ass hell lol cuz i go to a cps skool and is it true that he live by garfield park and i heard that is is 7 of them cuz 4 just got out and a girl joined them and she rapes the boyz

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Dawn at 4:10 PM on 10/12/2008

The clown is back...I heard about a killer clown yesturday,so he is back

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laquan at 6:47 AM on 10/14/2008

there is a clown in chicago on 37th street because i saw the van and my friend got chased by him now when we go back to school tomorrow everyone will be cautious because there is a rapist clown i heard that he has a colorful afro and a red nose and blue clothes on and some old dirt air force 1's .

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mae mae at 4:26 PM on 10/14/2008

when i was younger there was a homey the clown out then in the 90's and me and my cousin's seen him in the alley one night we was scared as hell and ran back in the house

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Deontae at 4:44 PM on 10/14/2008

this is some bull shit! i liv in maywood, and after school the crossing guard lady told me and my friends not 2 talk 2 somebody in a van dressed as a clown or whatever. this shyt scary because my sis allways runin off at night and im afraid he might catch her! But she goes around wit her girl friends so im kindda on da good side! hopefully!

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nad unit at 10:09 PM on 10/14/2008

As Much As I Would Love To Admit This Is Urban Legend, Its Not. A Man In A Clown Suit Tried To Pick Up A Kid Outside My Grade School, Stevenson, In 92 I Believe. We Were Held In Til Police Came. They Following Month We Were Playing 15min Away By Reavis H.s. When A Man In A Clown Suit Parked His Van And Watched Us. We Hid As If He Didnt Know We Were There But He Left. May Not Be Connected But It Happened.

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v. b. at 5:46 PM on 10/15/2008

WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING WE CANT JUST LET THAT CLOWN TAKE KIDS!!!YOU COPS INVESTIGATORS SHOULD GET YOUR BUTTS UP AND DO SOMETHING BEFORE HE KIDNAPS AGAIN OR EVEN KILLS!!!PLEASE HELP US TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS!!!

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pudge at 7:02 PM on 10/15/2008

this guy is a fucking nasty pevert

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pudge at 7:04 PM on 10/15/2008

i saw him in a alley rapping a lil girl

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b.k at 7:06 PM on 10/15/2008

my cuzs lives by wre they use to be i hope they is ok

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T.Bear at 7:10 PM on 10/15/2008

freakz him he try and hit me wit a sock ill bust his knee cap open and crack his neck freak i look like

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Brittany at 1:01 PM on 10/17/2008

i cant believe this it is actuall people doing this stuff this frighten me increasively im even scared to leave school im a highschool studen jr to be exact i leave out the house at 6:15 it`s still dark when i leave n im scared i hope the police catch these guys.

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all13 at 4:07 PM on 10/17/2008

i am so scared im in the 9th grade and everyone is talking about it at school and 1 didnt b3l1eve th3m but n0w 1 see 1ts tru and im r3ally scared

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ty at 8:57 PM on 10/17/2008

was in elementary school at that time Actually I seen the clown you talking about but he was killed by some game members I believe this happen in the 90's. He jure kids with gum. I seen him at my school Byford which is now brunson . I evening ran from him on Halloween me and my cousin. Its kind of crazy how another man is out doing the same thing and to my knowledge his not a long there a woman also some man told she indonesia or whatever. Her Hair is very long and the other man is black. My little cousin seen him his windows are busted. I dont understand how they allow him to leave the westside and go out south. This issue need to be more on the media because advertising from he say and she say can be confusing sometimes. The police want more information then they need to go get. Yea dont forget to vote

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jv at 11:25 PM on 10/17/2008

ok a boy in my 8th grade class brought this up but i was only half paying atention.my friend called me around 10 30 telling me she was freeked and told me all about it.i think its fake but i could be wrong.if he dose come and tries to hit me with a sock ill take the sock and hit him back.anyway im not too woried cuz i go to a privite school so ya.

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1love at 9:22 AM on 10/18/2008

I did not think it was real until i heard last night he was by hyde park tryin to get some kids but if try to f###c wit me i will kill him no lie

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tif at 9:31 AM on 10/18/2008

i go to cps schools and i carry a knife so i will stab the guy in his eye im still scary but im not on th north side but today i woke up and saw a lot of white vans buy my house that is scary no trick or treating for me im going to six flags instead

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tif at 9:37 AM on 10/18/2008

you cops stop eating dounuts and get your lazy azz up

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whoah at 5:56 PM on 10/18/2008

this guy is freaking crazy if hes caught he cant just be captured he has to slowly be kille dchop off each finger joint one at a time

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Rashawn , Jasmine, and Tyla at 7:45 PM on 10/18/2008

Homie The Clown is a killer clown he was last seen in a white van and a brown pickup he has a white mask with black tear drops he kidnaps kids and teens then he rapes then and kills them By Jasmine.
Rashawn says " to homie the clown you aint gonna get me because if i see you i will take you out, make yo way over here and its over with = south side run this.
Tyla says: if you come up to my street im a blow the roof off yo place, ill burn you up, blow you up, and smoke you up on my front lawn then ill wash those fake tears make by dookey stains off!
Then go im my house and see what beautiful peice of crap lays on my lawn!
Good bye the future dead HOMIE THE CLOWN!

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ladiicrazy14 at 8:15 PM on 10/18/2008

y3a homey the fuck in clown is happening right now n one of my best friend said that in her block this clown took a 8 year old girl in the van n her mom took a pic of the clown but i don't knoe wat there goin 2 do

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sahra at 8:23 AM on 10/19/2008

the clowns are freaking me out they are murderes and they got of jail recently!!!

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jazmine at 10:19 AM on 10/19/2008

its a shame how clowns killin kids let him touch me its gone be one watch my family search him down and if i see him ohh he gone get his block knocked off trust and believe = south side run this

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*shoots killer clown* at 4:58 PM on 10/19/2008

my cuzins told me about it yesterday.. shhesh.. ill shoot that killer clown up his ass and out his damn tongue...lol

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darell at 8:15 PM on 10/19/2008

dey say dat clown is back n rapping kids again i heard dat he b at my old elementary school on da southside diz iz crazy

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jose at 8:41 PM on 10/19/2008

my friend in my class room named jasmine i think she got chased by him she said it was a van she said he kidnapped another gurl but she kick him in the balls and let her go and she got away i swear to god i am not lying i went church today

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Samone Jordan at 8:29 AM on 10/20/2008

I think that it's terrible that a man would do this to innocent children. Not to mention how the parents must feel about all of this. I think it's just sick.

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crazygirl at 8:35 AM on 10/20/2008

i think homie da clown shouldn've done this. it waz wrong

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samone Jordan at 8:36 AM on 10/20/2008

i think it;s terrible about what this man is doing to our community. enough of ourchildren are being raped, abused, kidnapped. it's just terrible.

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Sad-Giirl at 8:40 PM on 10/20/2008

i herd bput da clowns dat b kidnappin nd raping kids! a girl in sum of ma classes told me dat her lil nieghbor(boy) was almost takin but he luckly he got way...nd ma boy told me dat he saw dat white van pul up nd wen it did it turned the headlight so they wouldn't c it;but they still did nd ran for it....i am scared da shit out of dis cuz i b wlkin hme alone frm sku nd it's goin dwn by ma sku!
i am terrified of bein touched by these freak shows! nd i jus herd ma dad tlkin bout dat we should go to the circus!.....

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SOMEONE HELP at 5:49 PM on 10/21/2008

WHY YULL ON HERE TALKIN STUFF DIS AINT FUNNREY AN IT AINT ONLY ONE IN DA CAR ITS 8 REALLY 10 BUT THEY CAUGHT 2 OF THEM SO I HOPE YULL AINT TAKIN DIS AS A JOKE BECAUSE IT NOT I PRAY EVERYNIGHT 4 ME AND THE KID SAT MY AND ANY SKOOL AND 4 GROWN FOLKS TO SO I HOPE I BE SAFE AND ME TOO BECAUSE SOMEBODY REALLY NEED TO DO SUMETHIN BOUT DIS AND IF THERE MAD CAUSE I WROTE DIS WELL THAT EMAN MUH DAD HAVE TO WATCH ME CUM AND GO TO SKOOL OR I WANT GO AND I KEEP MASS ON ME THIS IS REALLY SCARY MAN I HOPE EVERYBODY BE OKAY

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Keith and emma at 3:25 PM on 10/22/2008

i want u to comE and touch me i'll get in yo car and split yo throat with my rusty razor cause it's thirsty for yo blood u rapiest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! basterd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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James at 5:39 PM on 10/22/2008

Wow...

My theory is that "Homey the Clown" is a teacher driven insane by his students’ apparent inability to pick up a dictionary, run a spell check, or write a clear and concise sentence.

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Jkg at 7:40 AM on 10/23/2008

I want a damn clown to come at me cause on halloween im gone be wit a lot of niggaz so if a clown come at me or any of us they gone get knocked or maybe even killed= southside run this b1tch

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deantoe at 1:34 PM on 10/23/2008

if ii see him i will kill dat boi no joke so u better stop boi

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EMMANUEL at 4:36 PM on 10/25/2008

if i see dat bastard i promise i will kill him and stabe him and cut his dick off i am not really worried bring it on fucking freaks ass clown

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diz nutz at 1:29 AM on 10/26/2008

fuck da clown he can suck my dick
n suck it
n he iz going 2 get raped by da gay LORDS!!

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joto at 1:32 AM on 10/26/2008

eyy Homey dont let me see you around cuz ill rape ur ass. to see how it feels

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titi at 7:16 PM on 10/27/2008

man this is very sad i lve in gary indiana and i am sad for my family members down there why would someone feel the need to do something like that

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jig_saw89 at 12:48 PM on 10/28/2008

you all are so lame. learn how to spell first off and i doubt any of you are going to go stabbing some murder raping clown. grow up and think realistically.

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joe rose at 12:16 PM on 10/29/2008

well, you shouldn't say that. there is only so much a person can. especially from a clown. if a parent actually cares about their child, and they hear about the clown coming and going from their child's school, hell could break loose. and if they find him, law officers can't do anything, because that's a potenially a dangerous threat. but i'd doubt raping the clown would be the first thing that would come to mind.

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baby cali at 2:35 PM on 10/30/2008

man i walk round wit pepper spray n a fuken 12 gage shot gun sawed off double barreled ill shoot his fuken ass n see if he can rape someone now

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connor at 12:29 PM on 11/1/2008

woah, did they ever catch the clown???

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chi at 1:03 PM on 11/1/2008

homie the clown is michael jackson

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Tommy from Chicago at 2:51 PM on 11/1/2008

The clown was actually Obama!! You haven't seen him driving the van around because he is too busy trying to run for president and rape the country instead of just little kids...haha =D

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ugly tommy at 6:06 PM on 11/1/2008

tommy shut up your a racsist you just hate obama you just wany that whitee mccain to win you dont want to give a chance to african people and im not black im white and im taking the sidde of obama i bet mccain is the clown cause the clown is white and he has a wig and when mccain is in the election thingys he takes all the makeup and wig off and sarah palin is with him youuu rascist

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freshashell at 8:08 PM on 11/1/2008

YO , we should do a neighborhood watch with clips and fuckinnn heat that bitch when we see em

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jessica at 12:42 PM on 11/3/2008

hahahahahaha gotta love those awesome clowns...

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AshleyMarie.. my encounter with the "clown" at 10:46 AM on 11/12/2008

Homey the clown is not a fictitious story, nor is it an urban legend. I'm not trying to scare anyone but I must speak of my encounter with this "clown".

I was a child when the rumors of Homey the clown first began surfacing. Like many other children I was mortified and scared of this so called clown, however I still didn't necessarily believe the rumors to be true.

Their were so many rumors circulating that there was just no way of telling which were farce or fact.

However one day , I believe it was christmas.

I was about 5 or 6 and I was spending christmas with my great-aunt.

All the adults were downstairs playing card games and drinking , whilst the children were supposed to be sleeping.

An eerie noise caught the attention of my older cousin who was 16 at the time.

Instead of going to investigate the noise my cousin awoke everyone.

I have a VERY big family, so mind you it was a lot of US.

There was about 10 kids sleeping upstairs that night.

All between the ages of 5-16. So together we all went to go check out the noise, when we saw a CLOWN on the roof pointing at us..

Terrified we immediately ran downstairs to tell our parents but when they sometime later went to investigate our claims he was of course GONE.

Now I'm not saying that children don't dream, imagine, and just see things that aren't really there.

But to this day I still VIVIDLY recall how he looked, the way he pointed, that night, EVERYTHING.

And I've asked all 10 of my relatives about that incident , and they all still remember it as WELL.

What are the odds of 10 kids dreaming the same dream? , it was not a DREAM.

Not to mention my boy cousin who went to Marquette school, saw him snatch someone in his van as well.

Homey was very REAL back then. I can't vouch for the rumors about him existing today, but I do believe there is a man going around in a clown suit impersonating "Homey the clown" if not the original clown himself.

So please beware, don't disregard this warning as a silly tale im telling out of boredom, take it SERIOUSLY.

EVERYONE can't be lying about the same thing!(just think about that)

What gives this clown power is the fact that people DOUBT him, they don't believe it therefore they don't take precautions to avoid him..

well you need to START believing because as long as he haves the element of surprise and disbelief, he will continue to do what he is doing!!

please be careful, and protect your children..

that clown was terrifying! and I only saw him briefly..

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matty at 11:09 AM on 12/11/2008

I honestly remember mostly black children talking about this in my elementary school (lincoln 1991) but it spread to my friends. It's amazing how a rumor can start and spread all across chicago but only by little children.

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TIRELL at 12:35 AM on 12/17/2008

I REMEMBER THIS LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY I WAS SO SCARED ME AND MY SISTER AND BROTHER WE HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS CHASED BY HIM I ALSO REMEMBER THE LOCAL GANG MEMBERS AND DOPE BOYS AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD SHOOTING AT ANY SUSPICIOUS WHITE VAN AND ALSO WHILE OUT PLAYING ONE DAY ME AND A FRIEND SAW HIM STANDING AT THE END OF THE ALLEY WITH THAT SOCK AND IT HAD A BRICK IN IT I STILL GET GOOSE BUMPS TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE MY WORD HE WAS REAL!!!!!!!

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brain at 9:39 PM on 1/12/2009

i used to here about this when i was young around barry elementry and kelvin park high school

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Sunny G at 9:40 AM on 1/16/2009

My older friends were telling me about this story last night. They said that some black dude, who looked like a crackhead ran around knockin kids upside the head with a sock full of rocks and raped em, stabbed em, chopped their heads off and all kinds of shit. All I gotta tell Homey is that if you ever come at me or any kids like that, I'mma fuck your ass up.

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carcars2002 at 2:23 PM on 1/25/2009

i grew up in kansas city, mo and there was a rumor of a killer clown when i was in the 3rd grade. all of my classmates were talking about it. they said a girl was found in a dumpster behind our school and a killer clown murdered her. i guess it was true.

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koolkat at 12:49 PM on 2/15/2009

the clowns chased some kids to school and was scaredmthi happened in 08 so i carry a knife around for me and anyone else so they better be carfull cause i'm not for it this year

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MikeyD65243 at 12:47 PM on 2/18/2009

After reading all these comments i literally pissed in my pants. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. No one can spell and all these ninjas are talkin' about how "dey swears dey seen that muh-fu@#a". Go back to your school and tell your english teacher that HE should be the one raping you.

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MgnLws3 at 2:06 PM on 2/24/2009

Mannnnn that clown chased me and I kicked his mutherfucking ass!

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mo mo at 1:27 AM on 6/22/2009

ok so dis what happened. one day i waz walkin back with my friends and we waz trying to get back home. anyway. we was walking and some clown in a white van drove by. we ran. we waz scared! so we went home and da next day, we was walkn and he rolled up ina brown pick up truck. dis time he came out and asked us if we knew how to get to ihop, we said no. den he tried to chase us but we waz too fast and sum girl i was wit hit him. we r fine now, we was just scared.

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Luis at 9:28 AM on 6/25/2009

I remember this story. It spread like wild fire in my school in 1st grade. I was born in 1985 so I guess 1st grade was around 1991 as well. I was going to Haughan (SP) Elementary School at the time. It was the only one of four schools that I heard this though. Our descritpion was a clown who traveled in a white van and abducted childrem by luring them with candy. We were all paranoid that year.

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