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Babylon A.D.

Garbage In, Distorted Garbage Out

Babylon A.D. is true to its literary source only in being bad.

Babylon A.D.

directed by Mathieu Kassovitz

adapted by Eric Besnard from a novel by Maurice G. Dantec

September 4, 2008

Desperate for something—anything—worthwhile to say about the inert lump of postapocalyptic tedium that is Babylon A.D., film critics the world round have taken to comparing it unfavorably with Alfonso Cuaron’s crazily overrated 2006 futuristic thriller Children of Men.

Different as they are in tone and execution (Children of Men is an art-house number chockablock with topflight acting talent like Julianne Moore and Michael Caine, Babylon A.D. is a Vin Diesel vehicle full of ho-hum pyrotechnics and CGI-enhanced derring-do), they’ve indeed got more in common than art direction conforming to industry standards set by Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner over a quarter century ago.

The protagonist of Children of Men (Clive Owen) is a disaffected bureaucrat coerced by a shadowy resistance group into smuggling a young pregnant woman out of a totalitarian England torn by terrorism and civil conflict, while his counterpart in Babylon A.D. (Diesel) is a disaffected mercenary manipulated by a shadowy religious order into smuggling a young pregnant woman out of a totalitarian Europe torn by terrorism and civil conflict. In Children of Men the expectant party is the first woman on earth to conceive a child in decades; in Babylon A.D. she’s carrying genetically enhanced twins who represent some kind of messianic second chance for humankind. In both films, the equation of the mother-to-be with the Virgin Mary is driven home with the subtlety of a railroad spike to the forehead.

Underlying these parallels, however, is another, more interesting one that’s attracted little notice. Both films are adapted from polemical novels written by Christian conservatives whose intended messages were erased in the process of translation from page to screen.

The source for Children of Men is a 1992 novel of the same name by British writer P.D. James, who took her title from a line in Psalm 90: “Thou turnest man to destruction; and sayest, Return, ye children of men.” A devout Anglican, James has referred to her book as a “Christian fable,” and its religious message is blunt enough to make C.S. Lewis’s Narnia series look like so many gnostic mystery texts. In James’s hands the global infertility plague is both a divine punishment for Western moral decay and an allegory for the evils of sex as recreation. Lest the reader miss her intended slap at the secular “culture of death,” she tips her hand early in chapter one: “Pornography and sexual violence on film, on television, in books, in life, had increased and became more explicit but less and less in the West we made love and bred children. It seemed at the time a welcome development in a world grossly polluted by over-population.”

By the time Cuaron and his four cowriters were done with it, James’s pointed conservative allegory had been reduced to a pabulum of vague left-liberal pieties. The infertility plague was redefined as payback for human sins against the environment and then greatly deemphasized in favor of melodrama about the persecution of illegal immigrants by a British police state. Here Cuaron and company departed from both the novel and common sense: in a rapidly depopulating world, nations would logically be competing for immigrants. In James’s version the government has implemented a more pragmatic policy of exploiting foreign laborers, then kicking them out at the age of 60.

Oddly, the makeover imposed on James’s novel went unremarked upon even by critics who claimed to prefer it to the movie. One observer who did notice was Watergate conspirator-turned-evangelist Charles Colson, who complained on his blog that “it’s just like somebody set out to make a movie of Adam Smith’s famous The Wealth of Nations and wound up making instead Karl Marx’s Das Kapital.”

The backstory of Babylon A.D. is more convoluted. The film is based on Babylon Babies, a 2001 cyberpunk novel by Maurice G. Dantec, a Frenchman who now lives in Montreal, having renounced France as a sinkhole of secularism and socialism too decadent to protect itself from slow-motion takeover by Islamic immigrants. A middle-aged former punk rocker who still dresses the part, Dantec likes to tout his affinity with such countercultural heavyweights as Nietzsche, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, and William S. Burroughs. None of this, he claims, is incompatible with his fervent Roman Catholicism or his ultra-right-wing political beliefs, which he terms conservative but his critics call protofascist and worse. It’s a contortionist act that only a French intellectual would even try to get away with, and back in his homeland it’s won him a cult following.

The 650-page Babylon Babies is pretty much a mess. Its techno-thriller plot is essentially a longer version of the violent road trip depicted in the film, though progress in the book is continually impeded by undigested lumps of exposition about neurochemistry, schizophrenia, cyborg politics, shamanistic drug use, and umpteen other sexy, cyber-compatible subjects. A reader unaware of the ideological bees buzzing in Dantec’s bonnet could easily come away from it none the wiser, especially since tonally the novel adheres to the flashy, adolescent nihilism common to most so-called cyberpunk fiction. (The limerick aside, is there a literary mode less suited to the development of ethical and political themes?) But if you know what to look for, the Dantec worldview peeps out between the crowded lines—especially his obsession with tribalism and sectarianism as Eastern evils against which the Occident must take a stand or be destroyed.

The signal-to-noise ratio of the novel being as low as it is, it’s no surprise the movie turned out to be a mindless blob of cineplex fodder whose rock-bottom worst moments coincide with its flirtations with Deeper Meaning. There’s an entertaining irony in that director Mathieu Kassovitz (La Haine, Gothika) undertook his five-year project of adapting Dantec’s novel as a labor of love, out of admiration for its intellectual content. Though Kassovitz caused a minor media sensation last week by repudiating his own film on the eve of its release, he did so in terms that raise serious doubts that he was ever on Dantec’s wavelength in the first place. “The movie,” he complained to an interviewer from AMC’s Sci-Fi Scanner blog, “is supposed to teach us that the education of our children will mean the future of our planet”—pretty much the same moral Cuaron and company imposed on Children of Men.

Perhaps one day our cultural industries—committed as they are to diversity—will allow the forces of reaction their own dystopian entertainments unmodified. It’ll be interesting to see what becomes of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, currently under development as a vehicle for Angelina Jolie.   

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Qwertz at 3:33 AM on 9/6/2008

Currently, here in Europe we are drowning in the sea of bigots who like to call themselves intellectuals. Muslims are turning into new Jews. It's scary. Just like antisemitism in the 1930s, hatred of Muslims is turning into a pop cultural phenomenon. Looks like (let's hope not) we will need you Americans to rescue us from ourselves again. At least in America bigots don't claim to be intellectuals.

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skr at 3:05 PM on 9/7/2008

Put down the thesaurus already. What a load of crap this review was. So you have here followed the same formula as every other critic that your tone suggests you feel are beneath you. It's just another myopic, desperate grasp for validation posing as serious analysis. It has all the hallmarks of the recent film studies graduate style; professed hatred of critically acclaimed movies, a self-important concoction of poorly integrated imagery, verbosely overstuffed yet conceptually malnourished style , and the dropping of numerous names to convince the reader of the author's intellectual credentials. Is this what passes for intelligent discourse at the Chicago Reader when J.R. Jones doesn't write the featured column? If so, I hope the Reader never gives him a vacation to forever spare us from this tripe.

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barenboim at 1:44 AM on 9/8/2008

"Put down the thesaurus already."

What this guy said. You talk like a fag.

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Cliff Doerksen at 8:54 AM on 9/8/2008

"and the dropping of numerous names to convince the reader of the author's intellectual credentials."

Sorry, did my reference to Chuck Colson intimidate you?

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Michael Andrés Ordoñez at 1:04 AM on 9/9/2008

"Sorry, did my reference to Chuck Colson intimidate you?"

Hmm. With a comment like that Cliff definitely fixed his exponentially growing reputation as a pseudo-intellectual dick. That review was a mess, and weirdly enough it was also an unnecessary attack on Cuaron's film. Cliff, you opened your review sounding like a scorned elitist film snob and I don't think I'll ever take your opinion seriously during your brief (I'm sure) stint at the Chicago Reader.

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Michael Andrés Ordoñez at 1:10 AM on 9/9/2008

"Sorry, did my reference to Chuck Colson intimidate you?"

Hmm. With a comment like that Cliff definitely fixed his exponentially growing reputation as a pseudo-intellectual dick. Or not.

Skr did the good work of summing up what I think everyone else agrees with and I thank him for it. That review was a mess, and weirdly enough it was also an unnecessary attack on Cuaron's film. Cliff, you opened your review for a D-movie sounding like a scorned elitist film snob. Why not mention that Kassovitz once made a great movie like "La Haine" and show a little guts by calling the guy out for making trash like "Babylon"? If this Vin Diesel flick is as bad as your writing then maybe you served your purpose.

Boo on you sir. I don't think I'll ever take your opinion seriously during your brief (I'm sure) stint at the Chicago Reader.

(Double post. Eek.)

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Mijalski at 9:54 PM on 9/9/2008

I like Din Viesel!

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Max at 5:40 PM on 9/10/2008

I have to completely agree with the previous commentators, and Cliff's smug and self-righteous navel-gazing post sums up the worst I feel towards Reader movie reviews.

A dull, derivitive would-be blockbuster is wasted on a full column review in a transparent attempt from the critic to get attention by trashing (unsuccessfully, by the way) a geniunely bold and interesting film from two years ago. This wasn't a review of a Vin Diesel picture, it was an out-of-left-field cry of "look-at-me, aren't I cool for hating this popular film." It's certainly fine to call upon the parallels "Babylon" shares with "Children of Men" and it's perfectly interesting to claim that film is overrated (though Cliff is certainly in the minority there), but this review was a sour, mean-spirited diatribe that would elicit eye-rolls from even the most pretentious film students.

Plus, I question if Cliff has even seen "Children of Men," for a good number of his points are just wrong, or just sour grapes from a very closed-minded critic: "Children of Men" was about the utter illogical despair of a dying humanity. Did it look like a world that was still capable of logical actions? And even if that's begging the question, with science fiction, is it not part of the equation to suspend disbelief for the extended metaphor on our current globe? You mentioned Blade Runner, one of the crowing fathers of future dystopia; did that film follow traditional logic in predicating its landscape?

In any case, these are the kind of reviews from the Reader that give me a headache.

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Cliff Doerksen at 9:49 PM on 9/10/2008

Michael, Max and skr: I want to make sure I understand you correctly. It's your position that anyone who claims not to admire Cuaron's Children of Men has to be lying for provocative effect. Is that right?

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Michael Andres Ordoñez at 3:19 AM on 9/11/2008

Listen, it seems like everyone here agrees that your attacks against Cuaron's movie felt a bit out of left field, or else no one would be mentioning anything. If what you were aiming for was paralleling the two movies based on their failures then I don't know. It didn't work. It's all in the tone which seems to get more and more pompous with every post. Who needs that?

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Max at 10:17 AM on 9/11/2008

Cliff,

You've completely lost me. No, you're not lying for provocative effect, you're spouting pretentious smug drivel for provocative effect. Even though I'm a fan of Children of Men, I'm more than willing to hear your views on it. Like mentioned before, it all comes down to tone. Your posts here have only made that smuggy smugness even more transparent. The review reeks of it. You reek of it. I understand you have to count yourself as one of the film critics desperate for something worthwhile to say about Babylon A.D., but this is pretty ridiculous.

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Cliff Doerksen at 9:51 PM on 9/11/2008

Well, so sorry to have afflicted you with news you can't use.

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Silenus at 1:05 AM on 9/18/2008

This wasn't much of a review, but it's pretty nifty as a background guide to how the mess of an adaptation came to be, and the history is quite fascinating. Michael, you're as much of a self-righteous prick as you claim the author to be.

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J.R. Jones at 8:24 AM on 9/18/2008

How I long for the old days, when I was the one desecrating the Reader's movie coverage.

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Hawkeye fan at 5:29 PM on 9/19/2008

No matter what I think of a review or a reviewer, I can't ever imagine going in for the embarrasingly trite 'you're an elitist snob' routine. Old as the hills.

BTW, nice review, Cliff.

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Cliff Doerksen at 12:28 PM on 9/20/2008

Silenus: "This wasn't much of a review"--Admittedly. It was my attempt to write around the problem of the review-proof movie. Glad it worked for you.

J.R. Jones: It's an honor and privilege to replace you on the board above the dunking tank at the state fair.

Hawkeye: Thanks.
"the embarrasingly trite 'you're an elitist snob' routine."

I take refuge and comfort in the fact that in Bush's America, "elitist" means "even remotely clever." Lady de Rothschild backs me up on this:
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-trailrothschild18-2008sep18,0,529074.story

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Max at 3:53 PM on 9/26/2008

Sigh, I give up on all of this. Cliff, I'm glad we could help you snidely and smugly bask in all this attention. You're so wonderfully outre and elitist, I'm sorry, clever.

Plus, you got our names wrong when you printed this little exchange in the print version this week. Way to go.

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Cliff Doerksen at 6:11 PM on 9/26/2008

"Plus, you got our names wrong when you printed this little exchange in the print version this week. Way to go."

Dude, I haven't even seen the print edition. Bad things do happen in this world for which I am not responsible.

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Sorry, Max at 7:40 PM on 9/29/2008

The name mixup was the fault of the editor at the Reader who set up the page. Sorry about that.

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jljoe at 2:59 PM on 9/30/2008

Cliff, you seem to have quite a knack for research and synthesis, and quite a lack of insight. I have no idea what 'vague left-liberal pieties' might have been extant in Children Of Men. My reading of that film - seen only once, I admit - was that Cuaron had endeavored to lead the audience into a world which has passed the point where ideology serves humankind. I found your review highly engaging and informative, and even more interesting because you resonate as such an intelligent and energetic writer who is capable of really misreading a moderately complex narrative. I've got no problem with that. I loved the Chuck Colson research. Boffo, dude.

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schmoe at 8:18 AM on 10/4/2008

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

Y'all are proving this line very very accurate.

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