The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the solution. Horny American undergrads travel to Romania for a semester at the castle-like Razvan College, where one of them (Oren Skoog) proves to be a dead ringer for the vampire they rouse from centuries of enviable slumber. The film is filled with fart jokes, jizz jokes, anal violation jokes, weed jokes, premature ejaculation jokes, and topless vampire chicks, yet somehow fails to amuse. Writers Patrick Casey and Worm Miller previously collaborated with directors Scott and David Hillenbrand on Dorm Daze, a similar but vampire-less cult item released under the National Lampoon banner. R, 92 min.
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