Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry reprise their respective roles as a mob killer and a dentist in this shrill, strained sequel to The Whole Nine Yards. This time around a mobster (Kevin Pollak) abducts the dentist's wife, affording Perry a pretext for mugging nervously, Willis for growling and shouting, and Pollak for doing a silly Hungarian accent and slapping people. Every joke is stretched to the breaking point, and no one seems to be having any fun. Directed by Howard Deutch, a specialist in lame sequels to other people's movies (The Odd Couple II, Grumpier Old Men). PG-13, 98 min.
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