Three grown-up nerds (Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Jon Heder of Napoleon Dynamite) banish their childhood demons by forming a three-man baseball squad and competing with kid teams in a tournament bankrolled by a nerdy millionaire (Jon Lovitz). No laughs here, just the dull ache of seeing Heder slotted into a standard piece of Hollywood twaddle. Dennis Dugan directed for Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions; with Craig Kilborn, Tim Meadows, and Reggie Jackson. PG-13, 80 min.
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