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5:00 PM: At this point start tweeting about how stoked I am for Dirty Projectors, a band that frequently makes me feel as if I am experiencing music for the first time.
6:15 PM: Japandroids for two-piece solidarity, not to mention the fact they rock so fucking hard it's unbelievable.
7:20 PM: Die of joy at Dirty Projectors; attain more enlightened state.
8:20 PM: Skip Purity Ring because it sounds like Christian birth control, then sort of lazily half-listen to Feist and maybe remember that time I defused a Thanksgiving crisis at my house by playing Feist for my mom and aunt from a laptop in the kitchen.