A sampling of our favorite #leastromantic tweets
@Chicago_Reader asked for ’em, and you dug deep.
![[Romance is for suckers]](/general/2013valentinesday/HeartIcon.png "Valentine's Day Guide home")
See the rest of our (almost) romance-free ode to Valentine's Day.
#LeastRomantic We had to cut our honeymoon to 3 days so that hubs wouldn't miss bowling league.
— shelly larson (@sl220) January 22, 2013
@chicago_reader For Valentines Day, MrsJM's previous boyfriend took her to see "Silence of the Lambs" #LeastRomantic #ThanxForLoweringTheBar
— MrJM (@misterjayem) January 22, 2013
Fella takes me out for ice cream... To McDonald's. And then ordered himself a cup of water. Sheesh. #LeastRomantic @chicago_reader
— DavidWesleyMitchell (@certainlydavid) January 22, 2013
At BP, my boyfriend got out of car & filled my gas tank. Through window crack he said, "Happy anniversary." #LeastRomantic @chicago_reader
— Dorothy Schultz (@dorykins) January 22, 2013
My ex-boyfriend once ditched me last-minute on my birthday so he could go see Jello Biafra. @chicago_reader #LeastRomantic
— Becca (@OMGSammiches) January 23, 2013
Once shared a twin bed with two ppl having sex, we all had breakfast the next morning @chicago_reader #leastromantic
— dw (@syndactylism) January 23, 2013
@chicago_reader he made me pick him up bc of his recent DUI, split the bill, and told a rape joke. It was rough.#LeastRomantic
— Katie DeBruhl (@KatieDeBruhl) January 24, 2013
My ex-boyfriend gave me a box of Godiva chocolates. Found out they were regifted: From his grandmother.#LeastRomantic @chicago_reader
— Anthea Fisher (@AntheaFisher) January 23, 2013
1st date: he tells me of his recent heart failure, he was kinda homeless bc a squatter wouldnt leave his apt & he didnt pay #LeastRomantic
— Ann/Rad (@annradtweets) January 23, 2013
Guy asked me on a first date to the zoo but was 2hrs late to pick me up b/c he was sleeping (at 3pm) & brought a friend along #LeastRomantic
— Paige Myers (@PAIGEMeee) January 23, 2013
went geocaching in -10 degree January Ohio weather. Couldn't find the container and ended up with frostbite #LeastRomantic
— Hillary Kenyon (@HillaryKenyon) January 24, 2013
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