Best person to run against Mayor Daley in 2011
Rahm Emanuel
Rahm Emanual
Rham Emmanuel
Rahm Emmanuel!!!!
Emauel, Rahm don’t wait!
Raul Emanuel
Rohm Emanuel
Rahm Immanuel
Rahm Emmanuel, or anyone who would kill him if he didn’t win
Raum Emanual
Raum Emmanuel
Ram Emmanuel
Rom Emmanuel
R. Emanuel
Rahmbo!
Tom Tunney
David Hoffman
Forrest Claypool
Forest Claypool
Les Claypool
Oprah Winfrey
Manny Flores
Weed Wolf
Lisa Madigan
Luis Gutierrez
Luis Guttierez
Lou Guiteirez
Toni Preckwinkle
Toni Perwinkle
Teri Periwinkle
Paul Vallas
Todd Stroger
Todd Stoger
Tom Dart
Michael Jordan
Mike Quigley
Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Jesse Jackson Sr.
Reverend Jesse Jackson Jr.
Barack Obama
Barack O’Bama
Michelle Obama
Andy Shaw
Lebron James
Scott Waguespack
Scott Waguepack
Waugasbach
Scott Waugespak
Scotty Wags
Snoopy
Jesse White
Alex White
Thax Douglas
Maggie Daley
Heather Kenny
Ron Huberman
Ozzie Guillen
Ronnie Woo Woo
Michael Miner
Hillary Clinton
Danny Miller
Joe Moore
Mike Ditka
Bruce Wayne
Tom Allen
Scott Lee Cohen
John Kass
Joel Quenneville
Tim Tuten
John A. Canning Jr.
ABD
His father
Dick Simpson
Jello Biafra
William Ayers
Kevin Coval
Christine Conley
Brian Costello
Damien Johnson
God
Joe Lake
Chuck (Club Foot)
A sock puppet
Tony Peraica (sp?)
Piraca
Brian P Dailey
Jesus “Chuy” Garcia
Me
Me, Mary Wynn
My Mom
Bernie Epton
Brian Leiter
Riccardo Muti
Eliot Spitzer
Matt McMurray
Desiree Rogers
Ed Burke
Rupert Bond
Nerese Campbell
Frank Sobotka
Norman Wilson
Tommy Carcetti
Adam Yauch
Miguel DeValle
Matthew Filipowicz
Fashion Man!
Tipper Gore
David Trinidad
Jessica Rose
Antti Niemi
Pedro Hernandez
Rachel Goodstein
Louis Farakahn
Cecil Adams
Duncan Keith
Jesus Corea
Ben Joravsky
Ben Jorvasky
Ben Jovarsky
Mick Dumke
Mike Dumke or Ben Jovarsky
Mick Dumke and/or Ben Joravsky
Gery Chico
Bob Fioretti
Tom Geoghegan
Daniel Johnston
Andrew Bae
Rick Santelli
Rudy Lozano Jr.
Max Bever
Vi Daley
Michael Zalewski
Brendan O’Reilly
Brendan Riley
Billy Dec
Ted Nugent
Katy Hogan
David Orr
Alan Lazowsky - Owner of LAZ Parking
David Axelrod
Mike O’Connell
Chaz Allen
Timothy Evans Chief Judge Circuit Court of Cook County
Jason Appel
Helen Shiller
Helen Schiller
Arun’s Thai
Harold Washington
Alexi Giannoulias
Alexi Gianoulias
Alexi Ginnulious
Giannouliis
Giannapoulis
Alison True
Cartman
Chris Schultz
Bobby Rush
Rod Blagojevich
Blago (from prison)
Roger Ebert
John Daley
Al Gore
Warrick Carter, President of Columbia College Chicago
Joanne Howard
Carol Marin
Studs’ Ghost
James Meeks
Bozo
Arnie Duncan
Tom Tresser
Mary Dempsey
Scott Lee Cohen
Richard Cahan
Amanda Palmer
William “Doc” Walls III”
Eugene Schulter
Steve Albini
Amanda Kulczewski
Jeremiah Wright
Steven Colbert
Heather Steans
Deb Mell
Mickey Mouse
Caroline Kennedy
Daniel Delcerro
Someone honest
Al Roker
Dorothy Brown
Dion Antic
Walter Burnett Jr
David Papciak
Vince Vaughn
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Conan O’Brien
Doug Walker (thatguywiththeglasses.com)
Arnold Schwartzineggar
Rocky Wirtz
John Cusack
Ron Santo
Dutchie Caray
Buddy Guy
Jonathan Toews
Pat Quinn
Pat Quinn - Hopefully he’ll be out of work by then.
Wes Restless
Satan
Sharkula!
Matt Rucins
Steven Campanga
Alpana Singh
Jet Eveleth
Mike Sheehan
That mold in my shower that is completely resistant to bleach.
Godzilla
Carol Moseley Braun
Rudy Lozano Jr.
Betty Loren-Maltese
Anyone
Anyone!
Anyone!!
ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone! Please!
Any Woman
Anyone but...
Anyone else
Anyone, really.
Anyone. Seriously. ANYONE.
Anyone who can put an English sentence together correctly.
Literally anyone
Anyone at all
Anyone who is not a Daley
Anyone outside of the Daley machine
William M. Daley
Anybody with a brain
Anyone who is breathing
Any Dog Catcher will do.
Any Republican
Someone who actually cares about people and not money
Someone who would beat him
I don’t care if it’s a well-trained circus seal as long as SOMEONE beats him.
No one
No one … unless it’s another Daley … having a Daley as mayor is as Chicago as saying pop
No one, he should be Mayor for life.
Anyone except Rahm Emmanuel
NOT Rahm Emmanuel!
Jon Stewart or anyone other than Rahm
The ghosts of Mayor Daleys past.
Daley’s unborn son Richard Daley
Does he have a son?
Critics' Picks
Best Place for a New El Stop
On the Pink Line at Madison and Paulina
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Best Place to Get Hit by a Car While Riding a Bike
Milwaukee and Honore
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Best Example of What’s Wrong With the TIF Program
The LaSalle/Central TIF District
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Best Place to Find Information About Your Local TIF District
Municipal Reference Collection at the Harold Washington Library Center
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Best Place to Corner an Alderman Who’s Ducking Your Calls
Between the council chamber and the restrooms
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Best Orator at City Hall
Ed Burke
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Best T-shirt Spotted on an Adult Picking Up a Child From Kindergarten
"I May Not Be Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up."
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Best Honorary Street
Honorary Sophie Madej Street
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Best Trove of Historic Chicago Photos
Chicago Daily News Archive
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Best Local Nonfiction Writer
John Conroy
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Best Local Blog
A tie beteen A Chicago Sojourn and One Story Up
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Best Twitterer
Rick Bayless @Rick_Bayless
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Best Tagger
Weed Wolf
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