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Blogs, Bleader, Dec 25, 2009
Evasion of the Bodysnatchers

“We’ve secretly replaced the regular cremains at this upscale funeral home with Seamans’ Crystals™. Can these discriminating mourners tell the difference? Let’s find out.”
- by Cliff Doerksen
- Tags: Bad News From the Past, We're Old, cremation, burial, premature burial, funerals, science, liquid air, inventors, dissection, medical schools, cadavers, rubber bags, heavy rollers, oysters, meat, eggs, butter, fruit, grave robbers, body snatchers, resurrectionists