"If you looked up 'fuckin' off' in a dictionary you'd undoubtedly see a picture of me stuffing generic pop-tarts into my shorts pockets after infiltrating yet another free continental breakfast buffet at a 2 star hotel."
Dismemberment Plan gossip, "celebrity" sightings, and everything else you missed backstage. Plus: ESS reboots its residency program and launches a summer concert series
Gwyneth Paltrow samples the whiskey at Schwa. Plus: Tim Kinsella lands a deal for his first novel and the Neon Marshmallow fest drops a fund-raising tape
The Hideout throws a South by Southwest sendoff party with Outer Minds, Tiger Bones, Mickey, Radar Eyes, Rabble Rabble, the Waco Brothers, Joan of Arc, and more.