- Reader, Announcements, Apr 28, 2011
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Introducing your new Chicago Reader
A note from the editor on the what and why of our redesign
- Reader, Matches blog, Mar 4, 2011
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A Voice Like The Last Day of Catholic School
Breaking out of your self made prison is way easier than breaking out of a federal one, even if you have tiger blood
- Reader, Matches blog, Dec 20, 2010
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The Island of Misfit Dates
Sticking to my resolution this year, reminded again where yellow snow comes from, and the most obvious thing not to do in front of your date.
- Reader, Matches blog, Dec 3, 2010
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If I'd Known What You Were Up To, I Would've Shot You Down
I know you are but what am I? Stupid love! Love's stupid.
- Reader, Matches blog, Nov 22, 2010
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Simply Pathetic If I Call You Anymore
Investigation reveals people realistically devolving while technologically evolving, the safest sex ever, and proves you can still learn a lot riding the bus.
- Reader, Matches blog, Sep 29, 2010
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A Second Rate Imitation, Watered Down Simulation
Back and forth and then back and then forth again. Circles kinda make me dizzy and I can't think clearly when I'm dizzy.
- Reader, Matches blog, May 26, 2010
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Now We've Established Something Precious
Circles, squares, pizza, sandwiches, chocolate milk, snow storms, Entenmann's, messes, Chicago winter and relationships. Hangout? Date? It's all just getting to know someone—
- Reader, Matches blog, May 6, 2010
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Before You Brainwash My Mind
Creatures preying on the human race and they walk among us.
- Reader, Matches blog, Apr 23, 2010
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I'm Like "Huh" and She's All "Hey"
Let's talk about how we really feel. On second thought, let's not. On third thought, let's quit wasting time and go back to that first thought.
- Reader, Matches blog, Apr 16, 2010
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Goodbye To My First Kiss
Kissing cousins, relative terms, and a guy who spits instead of swallows. All and all, not a bad night.
- Reader, Matches blog, Mar 27, 2010
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Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts
Get a system and stick to it or maybe just inject your system with some music and cheap beer
- Reader, Matches blog, Mar 15, 2010
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I'll Call In Sick Too
Working on a relationship or relationship work...oh wait, it's working hard or hardly working.
- Reader, Matches blog, Mar 4, 2010
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I Used to Pass Him in the Halls
The self-portrait of the artist as a bad date
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 25, 2010
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Reduced to Fractions
He's an import and he can go from zero to creepy in about an hour.
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 17, 2010
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Don't Baby, Baby
What do you say? Yeah, I think that just turning and leaving is a pretty good answer
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 14, 2010
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I Think About You During Commercials
You have dance moves like Hammer but those are about the only moves your have.
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 9, 2010
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Get Into The Groove!
Held onto the relationship long enough to gain a lifetime of dancing and singing.
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 5, 2010
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If The Government Could Read My Mind
Chili peppers are trying to take over the world! I can think of worse dinner conversation.
- Reader, Matches blog, Feb 4, 2010
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Rules!? Move-in On The Second Date!
3 rules for women that should be 3 rules for anyone when it comes to dating. Slow down, it's not your last night on earth.
- Reader, Announcements, Dec 4, 2009
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Calling All Shutterbugs: The Reader's Annual "1,000 Words" Photo Contest
Our annual photo issue needs your submissions!
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