"We get people who submit to us, and the story is predictable and lame, and there’s so many misspellings. The guy always gets the girl, or the girl always gets the guy."
"Ever since open adoption has existed, hopeful parents have tried to reach out to expectant mothers by placing ads, leaving flyers. Now we have social media."
"They just spent a year in a place most 'em damn near almost died in, and now they’re gonna take orders from a guy who’s gonna make sure they’re sweeping the floors."
"Street performing is a chance to connect with a variety of people at an accelerated rate. To come into contact with 3,000 to 5,000 people a week, it satiates the beast."