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Monday, May 5, 2008

The Cedric Benson Drunkenness Metric

Posted by Whet Moser on Mon, May 5, 2008 at 5:13 PM

The Sun-Times has Cedric Benson's arrest warrant (PDF). This is obviously the best part.

I'd say "hilarious" is too subjective an indicator to stand up in court, but I am neither a lawyer nor a comedian.

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How is one simultaneously polite, cooperative, combative and insulting? And is "carefree" considered negative?

Posted by Mr. Smith on May 6, 2008 at 8:21 AM | Report this comment
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Cedric Benson had an attitude of profanity.

Posted by speezy on May 6, 2008 at 9:43 AM | Report this comment
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At least he was crying politely.

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