

Things are going to get crazy
If you can’t make it down to New Orleans this year for Mardi Gras, Chicago Samba’s Carnaval offers an alternative that’s closer to home this weekend with a Brazilian Mardi Gras-themed celebration. Be ready for performances, dance lessons, live music, and a parade. Brazilian food and drink will be on sale to replenish your energy. (Those 21 and older can get a little wilder.) 10 PM, Logan Square Auditorium, 2539 N. Kedzie, $15. 18+

'Cause what the world needs now is another UNO charter school, like I need a hole in my head....
You know, I always did like that song.
But then I started thinking....
The cover story of this week’s New York magazine — written by Noreen Malone — entitled “The Kids Are Actually Sort of Alright,” aims to provide some sort of framework for today’s twentysomethings, who “Gchat, a million tiny windows blinking orange with hopes and dreams and YouTube links, with five-year plans and lunch plans,” whatever that means. The article has a photo slideshow of various defiant and brooding New York City twentysomethings with marker-scrawled masking tape fastened across their chests, bearing statements like “BRIGHT BUT UNCERTAIN,” “YOU HAVE NO IDEA,” and, my personal favorite, “LEAVE SOME FOR US.”
I dug up this great Cracked feature, "The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History." Among the celebrations that made the list are Victory Day, the celebration to commemorate the signing of the Constitution, and a party celebrated by the Waris, which ended up wiping out their entire civilization.
Well, you can add the Chicago Reader’s 40th Birthday: A Black, White (and Yellow) Ball to that list. If you're not there, you will miss out on what one writer says, "...is sure to be the best party of the year." And that writer is me (encouraged by our promotions department). Full press release after the jump.
The readout immediately caught my eye: “Reader beware: inspiring quotations are often fudged.”
Surely, not your own, I said.
“Mine are authentic,” said Eyre, puffing up a bit, “and I’m prepared to issue notarized certificates to that effect.
The 16th edition of the annual gathering runs from noon till 10:30 PM each day and includes cultural activities and demonstrations on two stages in Albany Park, a neighborhood where approximately 45 percent of businesses are Korean-owned. Demonstrations range from traditional Korean dance and cooking to tae kwon do and ssirreum, a native form of wrestling. Attendees can also participate in the annual 5K or a B-boy break-dancing battle, as well as sample offerings from restaurants like Woo Lae Oak and Woori Village. Memo.Fx, the Hemmingbirds, and Parts Per Million are a few of the bands providing musical entertainment throughout the weekend.
Festival chairman Brandon Yu of the Chicago Korean American Chamber of Commerce anticipates thousands in attendance. Admission is a $5 suggested donation.
So CIW's looking for a T-shirt design "around the theme of ideas."
Design submission details are here.
The winner gets (1) $250 cash. (2) Two tickets to TedX Midwest (October 13-14). (3) $2,000 toward travel to TedX Midwest, if attending.
The T-shirt will be available via Threadless. Deadline is August 11, so hurry.
After the jump, a snippet of the A.V. Club's Marah Eakin's recent interview with Smit: