Number of ocelots in south Texas, as of 2002: between 80 and 120.
Number of (presumably) half-naked hipsters on the cover of the June 2012 issue of Harper's: 1.
Number of half-naked hipsters at a barbecue I went to over the weekend: 2.
Number of issues of Harper's that I've read since I subscribed to the magazine a year ago: 1.
Number of times I've been down on myself for not reading Harper's, even though I pay for a subscription: 15.
Number of cookies I wish were on the counter to the right of my desk: 12.
Number of cookies I plan on eating from this pile: 12.
Number of cookies that will not be eaten by me, and will probably be consumed by my coworkers: 10.