Friday, January 20, 2012
Ads From the Past / Paranormal / Media "Every boy will walk tall, when he wears a holster and pistol . . ."
Posted by Kevin Warwick on Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 1:00 PM
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However, once the federal law was passed, it became easy to paint over the orange markings. Airsoft and paintball guns, for instance, are required to have orange barrels or markings when sold, but they're often painted by their owners to hide any bright markings that can be spotted during play. From a slight distance, an airsoft gun probably won't look much different than a deadly, real-bullet-shooting firearm.
Unsurprisingly, imitation and toy guns are still being used in robberies and are still causing controversy in schools. Just recently an eighth grader in Texas believed to be holding a real gun was shot and killed by police. And in 2010, a small media frenzy swarmed upon a fourth grader who was reprimanded for bringing a two-inch-long Lego gun to school.
Considering there are still ongoing issues with toy guns some two decades later, it's wild to revisit classic, pre-1988 toy-gun commercials. Companies like Mattel wanted guns to look as realistic as possible—in fact they reveled in it. Eight-year-olds toting fake firearms were advertised as badasses, and a commercial's micro-plot would often revolve around fending off bad guys with cap-loaded pistols. Detective kits were being hawked, complete with tommy guns (automatic bolt action!), snub-nosed revolvers, and snap-draw shoulder holsters.
Into the 80s, the objective stayed the same but just grew louder and more intense. Water guns mimicking AK-47s were being pushed based on their realistic firing sounds, and laser tag stepped into the realm of social relevance, inexplicably climbing in popularity.
Below are a handful of videos of classic toy-gun commercials I plucked from the Internet:
The kid's smile during the tommy-gun description is almost maniacal. His outfit is pretty snazzy, though, I guess.
"It's seven guns in one, let's count them."
The early shot of the kid loading bullets in the gun is straight chilling and a little too real.
"Surprise, out comes your secret derringer . . . Multi-Pistol 09! Multi-Pistol 09! Multi-Pistol 09!"
The 80s were so big and loud. Get a look at the rocket water launcher about 20 seconds in. That thing is just unnecessary.
"Be the ultimate laser warrior."
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Toy guns don't pretend to kill kids.
Kids pretend to kill kids.
-- MrJM
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How could a Chicago writer address this subject without referring to this commercial? It's Jim McMahon for crying out loud ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUVsxwivkHA
Its really crazy how realistic these guns are. Parents buying these things for their kids need to educate themselves as well as the kids on how to safely uses theses things in order to prevent someone getting hurt or even killed. http://www.airsplat.com/airsoft-safety.htm
this is a pretty good title to an article. But i mean, parents should really regulate and understand the safety behind using these guns http://www.airsplat.com/airsoft-safety.htm I am a big airsoft guy myself, but i also understand that safety is number one and that should def be taken seriously.
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