Blago is not the only controversial former governor/teevee star who will talk to you from your pockets. Sarah Palin will, too, if you let her.
The Sarah Palin in Your Pocket is a talking key chain that serves as an across-the-aisle companion piece of sorts for your Blago-tone phone. It features 13 different phrases uttered by the former governor/staunch opponent of rad-cackles, including her famous claim that "you can see Russia from Alaska" and her quip about splitting cheechakos (newbie Alaskans) from sourdoughs (hardcore Alaskans). It's a good stopgap while scientists figure out how to make a key chain that sonically reproduces all of Palin's tweets in real time.
Just imagine what it would be like to carry a Blago phone in your left pocket and a Palin key chain in your right. Someone calls and activates the ring tone: "FUCK FUCK FUCK," it goes. Then you sit down and, by accident, push the buttons on the Palin key chain. Blago, Palin, Blago, Palin: sounds unbearable, right? Then again, this is probably what the National Governors Association's annual meetings must have sounded like a few years ago.