Thursday, November 20, 2008
Food & Drink / Food Chain Cum 'n' get it!
Posted by Mike Sula on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM
The pile of new holiday foodbooks here at Food Chain HQ is darn near insurmountable. I'll have a roundup in Omnivorous soon, but right now this one really sticks out. From the catalog boilerplate:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients--you will love this cook book!"
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I considered posting it to The Local Beet, after all, there is no more "local" ingredient. But something told me that this was better suited to The Reader.
Just in time for Thanksgiving - Spunky Candied Pecans! Now with semen. :)
If you use your own can you eat what your make? Or is that some kind of weird health issue? "Where can you get fresh semen?" Seriously? Well, I know a guy...
I can only imagine what kinds of sick Google alerts Michael must have running to have caught this!
see! i been feeding chicks dishes like that since 8th grade... i knew i was ahead of my time
I would love to hear the recipes decribes in detail at a family dinner table on how it was made....
Many people eat semen cookies during holiday where I was born.
Yes, it is so easy to just "whip up a batch". I hear you could even store the ingredients in the fridge til your ready to add to the recipe. Hey!...maybe this would work for getting rid of those pesky in-laws.
we're talking about a human bodily fluid that CUMS out of an erected PENIS during SEX!
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