Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The mumbly, rapping robot

Posted By on 05.16.07 at 04:00 PM

This is about as flimsy and sketchy as a rumor can be, but its sheer outrageousness demands passing it around: there is a possibility, albeit a very slim one, that 50 Cent will play the titular robot assassin in the next Terminator movie. Which is the best idea I've heard all week. He's already ripped, and is pretty robotically stiff anytime he expresses any emotion other than joy about his obscene wealth. And watching a muscular black man who brags about dealing drugs hunt down a bunch of white people is something the collective American psyche has just been begging for. Throw in a couple of bald eagles, a Kenny Chesney collabo on the soundtrack, and some Arab bad guys and the movie will basically sear the word "AMERICA" on every viewer's eyeball.

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